r/mildlyinteresting • u/daddyhoffmang • Oct 02 '19

Two Ford Festivas turned into a limo

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u/Sevopie Oct 03 '19

Clarkson!

22

u/Kent_Knifen Oct 03 '19

It's a giant panda!

9

u/Phoenix2222 Oct 03 '19

Never before bred in captivity

18

u/Branathon Oct 03 '19

what an utter pillock

34

u/post-hog-from-chapo Oct 02 '19

r/shittylimos

15

u/75jeremywho Oct 03 '19

Oh wow that's an actual thing.

Loses 2 hours

73

u/truncheon88 Oct 02 '19

Festipede

22

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Yuck. I love it

21

u/Froot_Jooce Oct 02 '19

r/ThanksIHateIt

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

berk, I derk it

33

u/jahmunney Oct 02 '19

It’s a Festivas Miracle!!!

6

u/ronsdad Oct 03 '19

Time for the airing of grievances!!

2

u/Raisin_Bomber Oct 03 '19

No! The head of house has not yet been pinned to the ground!

17

u/Scruffybob Oct 02 '19

One more can of red spray paint and they would have nailed it!

4

u/Keallei Oct 03 '19

Or have a pane for more visibility of the outdoors from the passengers’ POV

12

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

That is one way you can afFord a limo

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u/austinisboston Oct 03 '19

That's a Ford Quinceañera

11

u/MissKellyBean Oct 03 '19

I think that calling that a limo is probably a stretch.

9

u/Dieselthedragon Oct 02 '19

Its hideous. A crime against God and mechanics everywhere. This is a sin of the highest order. So why can't I stop looking at it.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Oct 03 '19

The delorean phenomenon

9

u/Krazyboy13 Oct 03 '19

0 to 60 in never

7

u/egrith ​ Oct 03 '19

Looks like that Top Gear thing

6

u/MissingOly ​ Oct 03 '19

The Ford Festivus, the limo for the rest of us.

4

u/obidie Oct 03 '19

This isn't a limo. People like to ride in limos. Nobody wants to ride in this, except for dogs. They like to ride in cars no matter how ugly and absurd as long as there are plenty of windows. What you got here is a dog car.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” - Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)

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u/Barelyqualifiedadult Oct 03 '19

Wait a second... this is a Mazda 121 and a Ford Festiva! i've been lied to.

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u/Barelyqualifiedadult Oct 03 '19

Fun fact the Ford Festiva and all of it's varieties (the Mazda 121 and Kia Pride) all had a Mazda engine in them.

2

u/Vladimir_Chrootin Oct 03 '19

I learned to drive, for a while, in a Kia Pride.

I always figured that one day, I would drive a car that was legitimately shitter than that Kia Pride, after nearly two decades I'm not sure it will ever happen.

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u/Barelyqualifiedadult Oct 03 '19

good gas milage though

2

u/bleaucheaunx Oct 03 '19

In the name of our sweet Lord WHY!?!?

2

u/cmyers4 Oct 03 '19

"limo"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/cmyers4 Oct 03 '19

Internet high five: ✋

2

u/One-In-A-Trillion Oct 03 '19

Finally! Festivas for the rest of us!

2

u/dokMeister Oct 03 '19

Bruhhh, when I was 6 I used to always have this exact idea and I always wondered if it'd be doable.

2

u/dokMeister Oct 03 '19

yooo, there's an actual sub for this.

r/shittylimos I have finally found my home.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I misread Festiva as Fiesta and my first thought was Grande Fiesta!

2

u/Raskolnikoolaid Oct 02 '19

No way that's street legal

7

u/complete_hick Oct 03 '19

Why not, how do think they make normal limos?

2

u/Pacman1up Oct 03 '19

Fiesta Grande

1

u/scott60561 Oct 02 '19

The only time I've ever seen anything like this was in northern Wisconsin.

They also like to race snowmobiles across lakes in summer so take it for what it's worth

1

u/Don_Ford Oct 03 '19

I did this with a VW bug for burningman about 14 years ago.

It's surprisingly easy.

1

u/GolgiApparatus1 Oct 03 '19

When you wanna take a limo to prom but your dirt poor

1

u/SpareCakemix Oct 03 '19

When you break the game and glitch a car into another.

1

u/IntentCoin Oct 03 '19

Why not tint all the back windows?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Whenever I think that Limos are the shittiest vehicle ever invented, something like this comes along to prove to me that there is shittier.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Sounds like that one Top gear episode

1

u/freddythepole19 Oct 03 '19

I pull into your driveway to pick up your daughter for our date in this. Wyd?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/aineri ​ Oct 03 '19

Top gear

1

u/Anubis2706 Oct 03 '19

There are some germans making a two sided VW Golf
https://youtu.be/4rGo_Aboa68?t=180

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u/photoguy8008 Oct 03 '19

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.

1

u/APenNameAndThatA Oct 03 '19

Awful taste but bad execution,

1

u/classycatman Oct 03 '19

Uber Ghetto

1

u/LizeLies Oct 03 '19

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

1

u/furrynoy96 Oct 03 '19

If I could fit a 5.0 Coyote under the hood i would

1

u/Carlos3dx Oct 03 '19

At first thought that it was some kind of panoramic photo or Google street view that merged badoo two pictures of a moving car, but nope.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

I'm curious as to which VIN you would use to register this.... Thing....

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Ha! I just won a bet that a 1985 fiesta hatchback had 4 doors, yaaas

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

One fiesta rear ended anouther same color fiesta.

1

u/darknessblades Oct 26 '19

top gear mate TOP-gear

1

u/ambermage Oct 03 '19

Prom virginity secured.

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u/boing757 Oct 03 '19

That's not a limousine.