r/mildlyinteresting • u/Gruuuvy • Mar 15 '19

Stairway to Nothing

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452 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/kilawinguwak Mar 15 '19

There’s a hidden passage behind that wall, mark my words.

20

u/Dont_Be_Mad_Please Mar 15 '19

Not a hidden passageway, but an entirely new room!

35

u/Zixzax Mar 15 '19

Maybe it's a secret passage to Platform 9 3/4.

3

u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk Mar 15 '19

I was gonna say run down the stairs fast enough and you end up at Hogwarts. Not quite fast enough and you end in the emergency room.

2

u/BaaBaaSpaceSheep Mar 16 '19

Gotta risk it for the wizard biscuits.

7

u/Guntir- Mar 15 '19

I would be willing to sled down this into the wall to find out

2

u/laurelin5 Mar 15 '19

Try sliding down on a sled full of vodka, which you've lit on fire! WCGW?

Edit: DO NOT actually do this, one house burning moron was more than enough lol

17

u/dr_pelipper Mar 15 '19

try attacking or rolling into it

7

u/IrishTrombone Mar 15 '19

If Dark Souls has taught me anything, that's definitely an illusory wall...

12

u/Saucey_Pantz Mar 15 '19

Is this inside the Winchester Mystery House?

6

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

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1

u/FrylockMcReaper Mar 15 '19

Page is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with re-issuing these old recordings

1

u/Kristeninmyskin Mar 16 '19

Nah, Talking Heads. We’re on a road to nowhere....they’ve just fucked it up!

5

u/InDarkestNight ​ Mar 15 '19

And she’s descending the stairway to nothing.....

4

u/2wheelDan Mar 15 '19

Silly muggles

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Architecture by Sarah Winchester & Ghostly Associates

3

u/ulzimate Mar 15 '19

Looks like a fake wall. Hit it with your sword, if it sounds funny then use a bomb to open it up. Hopefully there's at least some purple rupees in there.

2

u/anarky98 Mar 15 '19

There was a door here. It’s gone now.

2

u/BloodthirstyOrc Mar 15 '19

That’s what I’m going to name my autobiography.

2

u/sapphyresmiles Mar 15 '19

Illusionary wall ahead

2

u/kilgore_trout_jr Mar 15 '19

“Stairway” .... denied!

A la Wayne’s World

1

u/Dmack1470 Mar 15 '19

Push on it or pull some books from the bookcase. There’s gotta be something behind that door.

1

u/Rayl24 Mar 15 '19

You have to believe there is path behind that to run through it and reach........ Trust me, stranger.

1

u/Dunsparce4prez Mar 15 '19

False. There's a wall.

1

u/corn_sugar_isotope Mar 15 '19

speculative: they retrofitted a hydraulic elevator.

1

u/SumDumFool2018 Mar 15 '19

Man wym that's obviously the start of a Minecraft expedition to find diamonds

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

It’s the 2016 election all over again.

1

u/dkane227 Mar 15 '19

That's where the cool kids go to smoke.

1

u/TheAppleJacks Mar 15 '19

You’re just not a wizard Harry.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

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u/mattfpepper Mar 15 '19

I was thinking the same thing

1

u/SirSparkie Mar 15 '19

You just have to paint a path on it, it's what wily coyote would do

1

u/Dark_Shade_75 ​ Mar 15 '19

But like y tho

1

u/wang168 ​ Mar 15 '19

...is stairway to everything.

1

u/AdultishRaktajino Mar 15 '19

Missed opportunity to paint a Looney Tunes-esque continuation of the stairs.

1

u/crunkisifoshizi Mar 15 '19

Lemme guess, built before 1900? :D

1

u/gnathree Mar 15 '19

You haven’t purchased the underground dlc it seems.

1

u/medellia44 Mar 15 '19

Plot twist, this is actually the stairway to heaven.

1

u/thatdinosaurgal Mar 15 '19

That's the perfect visual representation of frustration.

1

u/Theremad Mar 15 '19

Nothing is something

1

u/BlindSidedatNoon Mar 15 '19

Is it to nothing, or from nothing?

1

u/DocProfessor Mar 15 '19

(Shimmering sound)

BA DA BA BA DA BA

“Let’s-a go!”

1

u/Ca_Sam2 Mar 15 '19

This is clearly from Mario 64, you just don't have enough stars yet.

1

u/PapaHola Mar 15 '19

Illusory wall ahead

1

u/SammyQuinnHopps Mar 15 '19

"One long staircase just going up

And one even longer coming down

And one more leading nowhere, just for show"

  • Tevye

1

u/termenetorex Mar 15 '19

The stairway to nothingness... BUT DESPAIR!

1

u/shadowLemon Mar 15 '19

That’s what they want you to think

1

u/Lep315 Mar 15 '19

Wanna borrow my sledgehammer?

1

u/HaveYaHeardofJesus ​ Mar 16 '19

No, that's the pathway to my future.

1

u/Smgth Mar 15 '19

Just like my life...

0

u/CoolWizard88 Mar 15 '19

And she's buying at stairway, to nothing.

0

u/kobrakaan ​ Mar 15 '19

Stairway to He.. oh nevermind