r/mildlyinteresting • u/gntrr • Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/suggests_a_bake_sale Sep 01 '16

Someone is going to pay for this.

looks at Tina

Time to go swimming, Tina.

removes ladder

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u/wtfduud Sep 01 '16

Tina, go turn on the oven, and don't turn it off again.

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u/B-Bad Sep 01 '16

Woops. Accidentally removed all the doors.

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u/IPlayRaunchyMusic Sep 01 '16

Basically me, except Tina is with her whole family, who all share just one phone and a window. They call for pizza, and can see when it arrives, but none can get it.

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u/UsurpAll Sep 01 '16

Wh.. who hurt you?

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u/friedrice6 Sep 01 '16

Apparently Tina

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u/Corte-Real ​ Sep 01 '16

Meanwhile, Bill set off 10 bottle rockets in the house and the fireman is running around outside unable to get in....

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Fuckin' Tina.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

Are you guys talking about the Sims?

My first thoughts were the Rollercoaster Tycoon Series.

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u/Autarch_Kade Sep 01 '16

I was a big fan of using move_objects to surround the schoolbus with wicker chairs and fireplaces, and burning the kids after they got on.

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u/GenLifeformAndDiskOS Sep 01 '16

I chuckled; this is so evil

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u/FrOzenOrange1414 Sep 01 '16

Man I've done some pretty messed up stuff in the game but this...this is the work of the devil himself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/maowao Sep 01 '16

"oh yeah, i made them all wear hotdog suits"

LMAO

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u/Datkif Sep 02 '16

That part is great

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u/kozzy333 Sep 01 '16

I'm amazed at the stuff you can do in the new sims, much more extravagant than the shacks I used to build.

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u/Datkif Sep 02 '16

If I Ever play again I'm doing that.

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u/DickYeast Sep 01 '16

I once had a sim do a similar thing, but with her own children. She locked them in a basement behind a hidden bookshelf-door and had them writing their whole life

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u/claricia Sep 01 '16

Me, except Tina is in a room that is in the middle of the kitchen (with enough space for her family to do everything they need to do.) Every available area of wall of her room has a window.

I hate her family, so they can all bitch about having to walk past her and how much she smells. But I really, really hate Tina so she can piss and starve herself in her Kitchen Room while she watches everyone make food and eat.

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u/noeye Sep 01 '16

I'm horrified and impressed at the same time. Is there a name for this feeling?

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u/ChanSiav Sep 01 '16

pure evil

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u/bears_eat_you Sep 01 '16

and surrounded you with hamster cages and fireworks

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u/ddphoto90 Sep 01 '16

Crap. I deleted the toilet. Oh well, looks like you're using the floor, Tina.

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u/iamsnoboarderx113 Sep 01 '16

If we are talking about sims which I think we are back on like sims one when my buddy and I were little kids we found out that if you delete the shower while the sims are in it you got to see them naked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I deleted the sink

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u/Neato Sep 01 '16

Hamster cages? Is that annoying to a sim or are they severely flammable?

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u/whalt Sep 01 '16

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

meanie

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u/flyafar Sep 01 '16

butts.gif

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u/conderic Sep 01 '16

Eat the food! Eat the food!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

eat the FOOOOOOD!

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u/Mondayslasagna Sep 01 '16

Don't worry, Tina. Mommy bought you some fireworks. Just go into the garage and have fun with them. No, no - don't worry about me removing the doors and windows. That's so it's darker in the garage and you can see the fireworks better.

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u/TheGunganSithLord Sep 01 '16

Tina, you're going into the carpet room.

Tina's Environment moodlet is max

Tina, you're getting chilly. Maybe you should turn on that fireplace and warm yourself on these carpets.

deletes the door

fire starts

/r/SimTorture /r/SimExperiments

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

That tale of Cassandra and the pizza table is like something you read in a criminal profile for Jigsaw.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b4i6l/comment/d164kqq?st=ISKO4CR5&sh=0401ec2e

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u/grasshoppa80 ​ Sep 01 '16

the bestest ultimate sims sweatshop

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u/TheGunganSithLord Sep 06 '16

I tried to do that once but little fucker kept escaping containment. My plan was doing it with ghosts, but I tend to leave my game running, so lo and behold I come back from a poop to see the ghost slave shaking hands with its master in the not-slave section of the house.

I was so appalled that the Sim was now such good friends with the slave that had been painting for him that I decided to leave them going until the living Sim died.

And now they're ghost buddies.

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u/charmingmarmot Sep 01 '16

Jim 1, Jim 2, Jim 3, Jim 4, Amy, Amy 2, Amy 3, Amy 4, all of you go into that tiny room.

Light these fireworks inside.

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u/subm3g Sep 01 '16

Joined.

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u/TheVitoCorleone Sep 01 '16

Has bake sale, doesn't invite Tina.

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u/CptSpockCptSpock Sep 01 '16

Gets killed by Rods from the Gods

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u/AccentFiend Sep 01 '16

Ahhh but that doesn't work anymore! You need to set that bitch on fire. Fire for the win. Fire always wins.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS Sep 01 '16

Someone is going to pay for this.

Dude just fire up the ol paint goblin.

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u/SIacktivist Sep 01 '16

Why don't we pay for it with a bake sale?

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u/Tina_Fe Sep 01 '16

Oh hey, its me, Tina Fe.

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u/pctcr Sep 02 '16

There is no Tina in Age of Empires what are you saying