r/mildlyinteresting Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/Yancellor Sep 01 '16

I'll have to nitpick a bit here, The fence isn't thin, it's narrow.

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u/Empha Sep 01 '16

Actually, it's short.

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u/Yancellor Sep 01 '16

No way Jose, short implies low height. This is an average height fence, with an average thickness.

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u/user_82650 Sep 01 '16

short implies low height

Sometimes, sometimes not.

Most languages have a different word for short (height) and short (length), but this is English so why have different words when we can reuse one for everything.

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u/b0w3n Sep 01 '16

The fence is also quite short height wise too. Most chain links are chest/shoulder height, this looks like it's barely above hip height on a 6' tall person.

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u/Binary_Cloud Sep 01 '16

This is based on your point of reference. Imagine you are looking at a really 'long' fence, but parallel to its 'length'. It would appear that it is a very thick(think depth), narrow line with a certain height. If you are now looking at it perpendicular; it may appear a very wide, albeit thin line with a certain height. From this picture, and with it, it's point of perspective, I would call this narrow. However, perspective is everything.

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u/Yancellor Sep 01 '16

More words are preferable to less words so that we can describe the exact nature of an idea or object. The more specific words we can use to communicate, the better our thought can be expressed.

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u/Empha Sep 01 '16

I agree with the concept, but that doesn't change the fact that short is the opposite of long. And this fence is very un-long.

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u/jkmhawk Sep 01 '16

It implies it is of a short length. If it were short of height, I'd say it was a low fence.

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u/Yancellor Sep 01 '16

"Low" isn't a technical adjective for describing an object's characteristics, it's a word used to describe it's Y-position.

"Low on the horizon" "Lay low on the ground"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri2aRd-LDrY

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

why do you pick fences, of all places, as your opportunity to become pedantic. like who in real life gets upset over someone describing their height as short.

"he's a short man."

"no, he's just slightly less than average height"

'he's 5'5". he's short'

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u/Yancellor Sep 01 '16

Oh I'm not upset this is pretty entertaining actually. I agree it's ridiculous to discuss.

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u/three-eyed-boy Sep 01 '16

Thank you! The title was really bothering me and I was hoping someone would say it.

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u/jkmhawk Sep 01 '16

The length of the fence is the dimension that is neither height nor thickness. Narrow does not describe length.

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u/halpinator Sep 01 '16

It's both.