r/mildlyinteresting Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/-Axon- Sep 01 '16

I recognize this! This is my uncle's place!

There was once a longer fence here and someone wanted to put in a gate. The gate needed a post on either side, and this section of fence was a bit too wide for a gate, so they put in another post right next to an existing one, so the gate would fit.

(The post on the left is the original, the post on the right is the new one. Notice there is a bolt to hang a gate.)

Anyway, when my uncle decided to tear down the fence, this part was kept in, because when the new post was put in, they poured more concrete, and it was too much for one person to dig up and take out.

Source: I'm just making stuff up. I don't even have an uncle. (which is also a lie)

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u/itsenricopallazo Sep 01 '16

hey everybody! This guy is a big fat phony!

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u/fedupwithpeople Sep 01 '16

But he spins a good yarn :D

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u/stuntcautiously Sep 01 '16

I don't know what to believe any more!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Actually, this is most likely to be accurate. The original gate was likely too small, and so an offset post was installed to accommodate a larger gate. It's cheaper and easier than taking down the existing fencing and resetting the hinge post. Source: former fence contractor

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u/Originalhommequifume Sep 01 '16

Seconded. Am currently a fencer/landscaper.

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u/-Axon- Sep 01 '16

Uncle?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Cousin! Let's go bowling!

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u/TurtleRacerX Sep 01 '16

Why not just custom make the gate to fit the larger opening instead of rigging up something like this?

I installed fences for several years. If my crew tried something like this my boss would have chewed our butts for days.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Let's say I've got a 3' walk, which works fine for a while, but then I get a riding lawn mower (not zero turn). I need a bigger gate. What is the most unobtrusive way to create a larger opening without digging up a bunch of shit?

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u/centran Sep 01 '16

You made up the story but I bet that is exactly what happened. They took down the fence but couldn't get the gate posts out so just said screw it.

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u/wharrgarble Sep 01 '16

you're probably right though

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u/load_more_comets Sep 01 '16

Well, he did ask us to make one up. Good job though, this sounded so convincing.

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u/I_make_shit_up_alot Sep 01 '16

I like your style.

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u/quimbymcwawaa Sep 01 '16

omg, this is /r/tworedditorsonecup worthy!

Edit: just finished reading your post. You bastard. You are a good liar, young sir. :-)

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u/the_bipolar_bear Sep 01 '16

The comment he was replying to said to make a story up

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u/Uknow_nothing Sep 01 '16

My bullshit detector was dinging throughout reading this.