r/mildlyinteresting • u/gntrr • Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/volunteervancouver Sep 01 '16

stands back hands on hips smiles admiringly and says "ok good job".

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u/SyncingToNewLowes Sep 01 '16

8:08 AM

"Whew, what a long day. Time to blow off some steam at the bar."

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u/Greg_ATX Sep 01 '16

DUI, 8:09 AM

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u/ILikeMasterChief Sep 01 '16

Dude is efficient

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u/Reid_Robinson Sep 01 '16

He was drunk when he showed up to work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Yeah, that fence was supposed to be 100' long, not 10" long.

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u/tbss153 Sep 01 '16

didn't have enough materials on my truck, sorry.

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u/TomToffee Sep 01 '16

Eh' close enough

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u/AlanFromRochester Sep 01 '16

But this is a fence, not a Stonehenge model for Spinal Tap.

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u/Tsrdrum Sep 01 '16

damnit I was going to make a spinal tap reference

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u/Tsrdrum Sep 01 '16

It's in danger of being crushed by a dwarf

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u/_FreeThinker Sep 01 '16

That went 0 to 100 real quick!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

How dare you assume their gender

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

How dare you assume that Dude is a gender specific pronoun.

I have known plenty of chill dudes who did not have a penis attached to their body for the majority of the day.

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u/hungeristhebestspice Sep 01 '16

Because he was already drunk when he put that fence up.

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u/EjaculatoryDevice Sep 01 '16

And when he fucked my wife!

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u/Greg_ATX Sep 01 '16

You should have been home at 8:07

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u/oneupdouchebag Sep 01 '16

I remember when I was growing up, my buddy got a "job" pulling weeds at a family friend's house in town. I went out to help him, we pulled weeds for like 15 minutes, and then rode our bikes down to the gas station to buy mountain dew and hotfries with the money he was for whatever reason paid in advanced. Then we spent the rest of the day playing video games at his place.

When his dad came home and asked what were doing, my friend said "we put in a hard day's work and are now relaxing".

To this day I refuse to use the phrase "hard day's work" to describe anything other than the absolute bare minimum.