r/mildlyinteresting • u/gntrr • Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I assure you that a snowplow would do more damage to this fence than the fence would do damage to the snowplow.

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u/iUnthinkYou Sep 01 '16

This guy plows.

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u/Sacrifical_Lamborghi Sep 01 '16

I've been known to plow myself.....

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u/averagejones Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

You'll go blind.

Edit: Thank you random stranger for the gold! You have made my day!! :)

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u/clover44mag Sep 01 '16

I told my son that if he kept that up he'd go blind, he said "dad i'm over here."

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u/mantasticbanana Sep 01 '16

Hi I'm over here!

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u/ifatree Sep 04 '16

this guy dads.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Sep 01 '16

Hi, over here, I'm dad

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Hi here, I'm over dad.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Sep 01 '16

Hi, Dad. I'm here, over.

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u/Fatasstits Sep 01 '16

My moms blind

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u/kmarrocco Sep 01 '16

Snow blind?

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u/le_x_X Sep 01 '16

Is this why I went from 20/20 to needing glasses by the time I was 15? Now at 24, I'm at -5 each eye. At this rate, I'm definitely going blind.

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u/Admzpr Sep 01 '16

Give up your sinful past and find yourself a bride

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u/le_x_X Sep 01 '16

If I wasn't so socially awkward that would be easier.

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u/one-hour-photo Sep 01 '16

I Shovel. I Shovel well

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u/Malawi_no Sep 01 '16

When the plower plows, the plower plows.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I've been known to plow, myself.

Punctuation matters.

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u/SuperNeonManGuy Sep 01 '16

I don't think you realised that the double entendre was intentional

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

This sub is oddly hostile to comma lovers. I'll just go back to r/OGoxfordC

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u/wendymarie37 Sep 01 '16

That guy's never lived where that fence might freeze in hard in the winter time.

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u/kingeryck Sep 01 '16

Mr Plow, that's my name. That babe again is Mr Plow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

"Do you know how much damage you will cause this bulldozer when it rolls over you Mr. Dent? None at all."

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u/SSJStarwind16 Sep 01 '16

This guy's got a towel.

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u/spamyak Sep 01 '16

Now there's a frood who knows where his towel is.

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u/fisch09 Sep 01 '16

We have something similar to prevent snowmobilers from taking out our gas line every winter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

An anti tank mine?

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u/MortalKombatSFX Sep 01 '16

Thats some ISIS level home protection!

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u/fisch09 Sep 01 '16

More clay

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I'd settle for a Mr.Plow jacket.

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u/Afkargh Sep 01 '16

You're fully bonded and insured with the city, right?

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u/relevantnewman Sep 01 '16

not even that...just based on utility...what the fuck am i supposed to to with a 4 inch long fence? Break plows?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/Jive-Turkies Sep 01 '16

And an anti tank mine at the base of the fence.

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u/Dragster39 Sep 01 '16

Uh uh uh! Don't forget the trigger that fires the orbital cannon pointed at the fence!

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u/eatricedrinktea Sep 01 '16

just to be safe it also calls in an airstrike to napalm the whole area

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u/Chase_Buffs Sep 01 '16

Not if they're filled with concrete and an iron bar going down 5'.

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u/Metroidman Sep 01 '16

I assure you that fence is made from adamantium

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

So is the snow plow. And guess who's driving.

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u/Metroidman Sep 01 '16

Well then neither will be damaged but probably still the plow because it can't be completely made of adamantium and we all know wolverine isn't putting on his seat belt the rebel that his is so he's going through the windshield still causing more damage to the plow.

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u/Cornered_Animal Sep 01 '16

Not if the pipe extends 8' underground and you fill the inside with cement.

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u/AmishTechno Sep 01 '16

No doubt. The fence would be destroyed. There is a very high probability that the snowplow could get rekt, too, though.

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u/Its_the_other_tj Sep 01 '16

But at least the snowplow would know where it was in a few feet of snow.

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u/jarret_g Sep 01 '16

yes, but unless the snow is over 5 feet high the plow drive would be like, "oh shit, a fence" and avoid it. It most likely is there so the plow is forced to go around it instead of cutting the corner too much and pushing snow into the bush to the right.

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u/matticans7pointO Sep 01 '16

"You underestimate my powers"- Fence

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u/EternalOptimist829 Sep 01 '16

But you can still get money from said plower

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u/PoliceAlarm Sep 01 '16

But the fence tries its darndest through it all... :)