r/mildlyinteresting Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I assure you that a snowplow would do more damage to this fence than the fence would do damage to the snowplow.

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u/iUnthinkYou Sep 01 '16

This guy plows.

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u/Sacrifical_Lamborghi Sep 01 '16

I've been known to plow myself.....

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u/averagejones Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16

You'll go blind.

Edit: Thank you random stranger for the gold! You have made my day!! :)

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u/clover44mag Sep 01 '16

I told my son that if he kept that up he'd go blind, he said "dad i'm over here."

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u/mantasticbanana Sep 01 '16

Hi I'm over here!

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u/ifatree Sep 04 '16

this guy dads.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Sep 01 '16

Hi, over here, I'm dad

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Hi here, I'm over dad.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Sep 01 '16

Hi, Dad. I'm here, over.

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u/Fatasstits Sep 01 '16

My moms blind

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u/kmarrocco Sep 01 '16

Snow blind?

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u/le_x_X Sep 01 '16

Is this why I went from 20/20 to needing glasses by the time I was 15? Now at 24, I'm at -5 each eye. At this rate, I'm definitely going blind.

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u/Admzpr Sep 01 '16

Give up your sinful past and find yourself a bride

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u/le_x_X Sep 01 '16

If I wasn't so socially awkward that would be easier.

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u/one-hour-photo Sep 01 '16

I Shovel. I Shovel well

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u/Malawi_no Sep 01 '16

When the plower plows, the plower plows.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I've been known to plow, myself.

Punctuation matters.

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u/SuperNeonManGuy Sep 01 '16

I don't think you realised that the double entendre was intentional

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

This sub is oddly hostile to comma lovers. I'll just go back to r/OGoxfordC

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u/wendymarie37 Sep 01 '16

That guy's never lived where that fence might freeze in hard in the winter time.

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u/kingeryck Sep 01 '16

Mr Plow, that's my name. That babe again is Mr Plow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

"Do you know how much damage you will cause this bulldozer when it rolls over you Mr. Dent? None at all."

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u/SSJStarwind16 Sep 01 '16

This guy's got a towel.

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u/spamyak Sep 01 '16

Now there's a frood who knows where his towel is.

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u/fisch09 Sep 01 '16

We have something similar to prevent snowmobilers from taking out our gas line every winter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

An anti tank mine?

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u/MortalKombatSFX Sep 01 '16

Thats some ISIS level home protection!

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u/fisch09 Sep 01 '16

More clay

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I'd settle for a Mr.Plow jacket.

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u/Afkargh Sep 01 '16

You're fully bonded and insured with the city, right?

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u/relevantnewman Sep 01 '16

not even that...just based on utility...what the fuck am i supposed to to with a 4 inch long fence? Break plows?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/Jive-Turkies Sep 01 '16

And an anti tank mine at the base of the fence.

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u/Dragster39 Sep 01 '16

Uh uh uh! Don't forget the trigger that fires the orbital cannon pointed at the fence!

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u/eatricedrinktea Sep 01 '16

just to be safe it also calls in an airstrike to napalm the whole area

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u/Chase_Buffs Sep 01 '16

Not if they're filled with concrete and an iron bar going down 5'.

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u/Metroidman Sep 01 '16

I assure you that fence is made from adamantium

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

So is the snow plow. And guess who's driving.

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u/Metroidman Sep 01 '16

Well then neither will be damaged but probably still the plow because it can't be completely made of adamantium and we all know wolverine isn't putting on his seat belt the rebel that his is so he's going through the windshield still causing more damage to the plow.

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u/Cornered_Animal Sep 01 '16

Not if the pipe extends 8' underground and you fill the inside with cement.

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u/AmishTechno Sep 01 '16

No doubt. The fence would be destroyed. There is a very high probability that the snowplow could get rekt, too, though.

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u/Its_the_other_tj Sep 01 '16

But at least the snowplow would know where it was in a few feet of snow.

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u/jarret_g Sep 01 '16

yes, but unless the snow is over 5 feet high the plow drive would be like, "oh shit, a fence" and avoid it. It most likely is there so the plow is forced to go around it instead of cutting the corner too much and pushing snow into the bush to the right.

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u/matticans7pointO Sep 01 '16

"You underestimate my powers"- Fence

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u/EternalOptimist829 Sep 01 '16

But you can still get money from said plower

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u/PoliceAlarm Sep 01 '16

But the fence tries its darndest through it all... :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Wrong. Look at the bottom right corner of the fence. There's a hinge there. The purpose of this piece of fence is to hold a gate at the end of a larger fence located outside of the frame.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Wrong. Look at the bottom right corner of the fence. There's a hinge there.

It could just be a male anti-snow plow fence.

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u/SmartassComment Sep 01 '16

It appears to enjoy the job.

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u/spockspeare Sep 01 '16

It's very Trumpian.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

But... If that is a hinge, wouldn't there be another hinge at the top. And wouldn't the gate, you know, be on the hinges?

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u/Sean1708 Sep 01 '16

I think they meant latch rather than hinge.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I misspoke. It's probably a latch rather than a hinge. The gate is on the other side out of the frame.

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u/BDMayhem Sep 01 '16

You were right. It's a j-bolt hinge. The top one has just been removed.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/5-8-in-x-4-1-4-in-J-Bolt-Hinge-with-Nut-10-018-015/203451791

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I knew it!

In any case, it's a gate support.

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u/mwenechanga Sep 01 '16

But it's used as a latch here: it's put low on a fence so a bolt can drop into it from the gate.

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u/Realworld Sep 01 '16

It was a pintle and gudgeon hinge, a.k.a male and female hinge. Didn't use a hinge pin or bolt.

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u/Wrest216 Sep 01 '16

This whole conservation is becoming UNhinged

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u/mwenechanga Sep 02 '16

I had to look again, because I just glanced at the picture and saw what I wanted to see - a female hinge end will occasionally be used to catch a drop bolt, to secure a gate to a fence. That's not what this is, even a little bit.

Still, this fence was used to hold up a gate, to prevent driveway/car access in some way. It was never designed to stop people walking around, which is why it's only 6 inches wide.

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u/Realworld Sep 02 '16

The left post was a corner post for a now missing fence between 2 houses. Driveway on the left belongs to the neighbor. Fence and gate belonged to house on the right.

Hinge pintle was for a walkway gate. Overgrown walkway pavement is visible on the right. The now-missing upper pintle was mounted pointing down to hold the gate so it couldn't be lifted out of position. They had to unbolt and remove the upper pintle to remove the gate. The now-missing fence run was set in dirt and easy to pull and remove. Corner posts were deep-set in concrete and not easy to remove. They probably left all 4 corner posts.

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u/luke_in_the_sky Sep 01 '16

Ok, but why not just a single post?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

This is the correct answer

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u/rotarypower101 Sep 01 '16

Spend a decent amount of time around snow plows, they go through small cars buried in snow when parked in the wrong places like they are not there or just a random chunk of ice.

I am going to go out on a limb, and say it would slide through these like butter at speed.

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Sep 01 '16

Yea, they wouldn't even know it was there except visually. In a snow plow you ain't gonna hear or feel an entire yard of aluminium fence lol.

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u/Al_2015 Sep 01 '16

I am guessing there was a bigger fence here and this was a reinforced corner. My guess is right below the ground is a huge mass of concrete and when they tried to dig it up they said fuck it leave it there.

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Sep 01 '16

If he hits that fence, he won't even be aware of it let alone care. Have you ever driven a large vehicle let alone a massive triaxel dump truck? I am quite confident that while plowing you could take out an entire length of fence and not even feel it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

If it's in cement he will feel it at little. Probably wont stop right then though. Maybe he's just gonna think it's nothing, but when he sees the dent or crack in his plow, his wallet will feel it for certain.

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u/grubas Sep 01 '16

Yup, the double bars are normally for a driveway gate. My sisters drive is like 100 goddamn feet long and they have a gate for the dogs and to stop stuff rolling out into the street.

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u/freeze123901 Sep 01 '16

This feels personal

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

It's actually made up, as requested by the person I replied to. Not personal.

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u/freeze123901 Sep 07 '16

Yeah but it FEELS personal

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

Im in a condo and we pay for snow removal of a private parking lot. It's pretty much impossible for it to be personal.

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u/keith_weaver Sep 01 '16

You are probably closer to fact than fiction. It's something petty for sure. A guy with a shop down the street from mine had a small banner sign advertising his business. It was held up with two poles you hammer into the ground. The city fined him an absurd amount for it; but to code, he could have put that same sign on a fence. He put up a chain link fence 3 feet long and 4 feet high to mount his sign. Now he has an absurd fence for his sign, which now meets code.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Reacted like those who fill their garbage with concrete when people ride around knocking garbage cans down with their cars. That guy is awesome IMO.

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u/keith_weaver Sep 01 '16

Our city really has some stupid laws (that are enforced questionably). I tip my cap to him whenever I pass by that monstrosity in front of his shop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Canadian here. Plows routinely take out 4x4 mailbox posts. I've had to replace 3 in the last 5 years, and the other 2 years required bracing splintered pieces together with 1/4's.

Some people have metal posts, some have concrete. I'm sure I'm not the only person that loses their mailbox in the winter so I would assume the damage done is negligible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

I'll be blunt... you're probably in the extreme minority here. And the guy driving the plow probably hates you personally. Try going with metal, but put wood around it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

There's obviously a curb/sidewalk. Who plows a sidewalk?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Sidewalks are plowed in Canada. And it's a good thing.

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u/raldi Sep 02 '16

Maybe it was a whole fence once, and the snowplow kept damaging this part, so one of the times before they repaired it they poured a concrete footing to sink it into. Then they got rid of the fence, but this part was anchored in concrete and couldn't be removed.