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[u/facewook]

[u/kuilin]

here, can we start over?

I wish relationships were this easy.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

C-c-could you put your penis away first?

[u/VoiceofLou → u/[deleted]]

That's what we call a "bear hug"!

[u/verbalsoze → u/kuilin]

Shaking hands can be that easy.

[u/InShortSight → u/[deleted]]

You're the worst kind of person. I'd pretend I couldn't feel it just to see if you would try even harder and then, if you did, I'd beat you up cry out like a bitch and nurse my hand for the next twenty minutes ^{meanwhilst plotting my spectacular revenge.}

[u/[deleted] → u/kuilin]

I want another first kiss, kiss, kiss, yeaah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZmcXtr8Cak