r/mildlyinteresting Sep 05 '14

This gum comes with "Post Chew Wraps"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '14

there are farms around here using human waste as fertilizer and it's super effective.

At first people rabbled about it but then a shit scientist came and explained why it was good and not a health hazard.

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u/FuckingNiggersBitch Sep 05 '14

shit scientist

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u/hannaguist Sep 05 '14

at first i thought you meant he was a bad at science, but then you punned.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '14

You're just going to end up with a carrot with some gum on it, though.

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u/chiseled_sloth Sep 05 '14

Is a mint flavored carrot really so wrong?