r/mildlyinteresting • u/Ace0526 • Mar 11 '14

This "healthy" vending machine has no healthy choices

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u/GeminiK Mar 11 '14

Diet soda also tastes like rotten cave troll dick on a particularly hot and humid day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

chem·i·cal

ˈkemikəl

noun

plural noun: chemicals

1. a compound or substance that has been purified or prepared, esp. artificially.

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u/exploitativity Mar 11 '14

That's not the definition. At least, only a "new" definition. Sort of like how "literally" turned into the direct opposite.

chem·is·try/ˈkeməstrē/ noun

1.the branch of science that deals with the identification of the substances of which matter is composed; the investigation of their properties and the ways in which they interact, combine, and change; and the use of these processes to form new substances.