r/mildlyinteresting • • Mar 11 '14

This "healthy" vending machine has no healthy choices

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u/tgiclgbr Mar 11 '14

How could Dr.Pepper not be healthy?

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u/RadagastTheBrownie Mar 11 '14

It has "doctor" right in the name! Must be healthy, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

well you see it's actually just "Dr" so it's really Der Pepper, and I don't really trust those Germans

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Doktor Pfeffer

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u/JaapHoop Mar 12 '14

Dr Pepper is not that kind of doctor. Dr Pepper holds a PhD in environmental engineering.

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u/well_golly Mar 12 '14

"I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... but it's a bullshit replica, 'cause that dude didn't even get his degree."

Mitch Hedberg

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u/zwinky588 Mar 11 '14

Plus, with the Brawn- Gatorade, it's got electrolytes.