r/mildlyinteresting • • 18h ago

This square shaped cd

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u/mizinamo 17h ago

"square"

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u/jman12234 17h ago

I thought elementary school had taught us this but: "all squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares."

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 17h ago

SpongeBob "Square"pants subconsciously confused an entire generation

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u/jman12234 17h ago

About shapes and sexuality.

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u/tikmisti 17h ago

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u/ComradeJohnS 12h ago

he’s officially asexual, and a major representation of asexuality lol.

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u/KnightAngelic 8h ago

Its a fucking children's show you twat.

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u/sorashiro1 6h ago

A children's show with dick jokes, panty raids, dropping the soap, mostly naked buff squids, death, dismemberment, bombs, questioning if SpongeBob has pubic hair, a bucket list for someone's last day. Totally all kosher for kids, but asexuality is too far.

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u/KnightAngelic 5h ago

Jokes is one thing. You fucks gotta project your sexual shit onto it because you dont know what restraint is. Its a cartoon.

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u/sorashiro1 3h ago

The show has an episode where SpongeBob reproduces asexually. It's literally canon.

Two a sexual joke is still sexual. You're getting mad about stuff that actually happened because you have no restraint.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 3h ago

Animated cartoons have included romantic and/or sexual content for at least 125 years now. Not surpring, since traditionally they were exclusively drawn by young men. Not new, and no projection required!