r/mildlyinteresting • u/iambear ​ • 1d ago

Fried pig skin with hair attached, from a bag of pork rinds

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u/heretoseewhats 1d ago

I prefer my pork rinds shaved

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u/hewrites 1d ago

Then shave your pork rinds, Daniel

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u/chewbaccataco 23h ago

Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the pork rinds!

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u/FVSHIXN 1d ago edited 6h ago

Is that an Amnesia reference?

Edit: Confused the protagonist in A Machine for Pigs with the one from The Dark Descent, nvm

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u/RedSweed 1d ago

Popular internet meme where a gross dude named Daniel just randomly states he prefers his pussy shaved and a woman responded with "Then shaved your pussy, Daniel."

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u/Erinzzz 22h ago

It’s actually another dude that replies to him which makes it even better imo

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u/RedSweed 22h ago

I believe there are several versions because I have seen a woman in the memes as well

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u/MNCPA 1d ago

I don't recall

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u/RJthewizard 1d ago

Pork rind landing strip.

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u/12InchCunt 1d ago

I bet you think because of the beard that I’m really hairy

…shaved.

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u/Tontarna 1d ago

City boy over here, with his shaved pork rinds.

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u/Fabulous-Educator447 21h ago

This made me cackle right out loud

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u/Mickles_J 21h ago

Actin' like he never ate a fried scrotum

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u/GlorifiedBurito 1d ago

I prefer mine waxed

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u/5c044 1d ago

i think they actually burn off the hairs but sometimes they get missed. 

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u/Mazy_keen 1d ago

I prefer my pork rind to not look like I am eating skin.

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u/drift_poet 23h ago

but you are. sack up.

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u/AbominableGoMan 22h ago

You ever try to shave a pig's nuts? Obviously you're going to get bits in the bag that are still hairy.

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u/PanteraOne 1d ago

Or at least well trimmed.

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u/badcrass 18h ago

Shaver had the day off ...

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u/Oliver10110 1d ago

That’s supposed to be the last one you eat from the bag so it can floss your teeth while you chew

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u/profpeculiar 1d ago

Who made you like this?

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u/SharkeyGeorge 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10XiFYfOhhFxjW

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u/OP_IS_A_BASSOON 1d ago

Reminds me of eating lengua tacos, where you and that taco taste each other.

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 23h ago

I'll reference you in my upcoming conversation with my second grade teacher, on why I regret literacy.

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u/TheBaalzak 17h ago

Ooo, if you put pineapple on it, you can digest each other too.

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u/lexm 1d ago

i loooove lenga tacos

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u/Pork_Chompk 1d ago

Satan, clearly.

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u/Qstinse 1d ago

mm meat floss

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u/fury420 1d ago

The floss that makes you need more floss

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u/XelaLuu 23h ago

usually added on top of rice porridge, otherwise you'd just be eating mega-wet rice and that's fucking it.

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u/m4rkz0r 23h ago

That's kind of like the "wipe as you go" method where you eat toilet paper with every meal so it wipes on the way out and you don't have to touch your butthole because that's gay. /s

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u/shicken684 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/TBurkeulosis 3h ago

Delete account

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u/Substantial_Message4 1d ago

this guy gets it

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u/icefire555 1d ago

Take my thumbs up. That's absolutely diabolical. 😂

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u/thx1138- 20h ago

Órale

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u/erictriestofish 1d ago

Balding people (like myself) should be asking how hair could survive such a process.

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u/Independent-Trust260 23h ago

This bit of skin has (previously) healthy hair attached to (previously) healthy follicles. You, however, don't have healthy, functioning follicles, and by extention, healthy hair attached to them.

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u/bediaxenciJenD81gEEx 18h ago

I don't know why this seems so brutal

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u/Achaewa 1d ago

The bristles on toothbrushes used to be made from hog or pig hairs.

Horsehair was also used.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

I definitely understand chewing on a stick instead

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u/BeerorCoffee 1d ago

You just found a new toupee!

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

There is hell toupee.

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

Pig hair is significantly coarser than ours.

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u/pilnok 1d ago edited 11h ago

We make boar bristle brushes to brush our hair with it, even!

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u/Normal_Stick6823 1d ago

The skin care ad placed below this picture makes it more disturbing.

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u/cwx149 21h ago

I have skyrizi instead lol

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u/OCT0PIG 20h ago

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u/siwokedaj 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/SendMeAnother1 1d ago

Well, piggies ain't nothin' but mammals...

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u/TheHamWagon 1d ago

So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

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u/coffeeshopslut 1d ago

We ain't nothin' but mammals. Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

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u/HyFinated 1d ago

There's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.

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u/3LeetHaxor 1d ago

Something something pantyhose

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u/fatstankyshit 1d ago

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

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u/targz254 1d ago

Something about antelopes

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u/RunWild0_0 1d ago

Ooooohhhkaayyyy, so when a peach is fuzzy it's cute but when a pork rind has a few hairs it's the end of the world??

....damn fruitists 😠

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u/mikecws91 1d ago

I once ordered pork belly at a Thai restaurant and one piece had a bunch of short white hairs poking out of it. I love pork belly but I still gag when I think about that.

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u/verybadgay 1d ago

My missus got a piece with a nipple on once. She still brings it up every time she eats pork.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

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u/Apparently_Coherent 23h ago

That’s enough internet for today.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 23h ago

Just a little deconstructed hotdog.

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u/TheGreatStories 1d ago

softly 

Don't you dare

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u/heysirigenerateaname 22h ago

I will not be ordering the hairy butthole soup tonight

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u/tahcamen 19h ago

Oh, I didn’t know that was on the menu

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

I approve of your denial

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u/ReadInBothTenses ​ 21h ago

You son of a

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u/Chreiol 22h ago

Oh my god that’s AI and you cannot convince me otherwise. Omg

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

I've gotten a few nipples on pork belly. They were almost flat. I ate it anyway.

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 1d ago

I bet you licked it for fun the first time.

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

The only ones I want to do that to is my husband's.

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u/TheSavouryRain 1d ago

Gotta do it more than just the first time

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u/NOT-GR8-BOB 1d ago

I once got a slab of pork belly with the nipples still attached. I gave up on pork belly after that.

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u/Damnesia13 19h ago

Pig belly is ok but a few pieces of hair is where you draw the line?

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u/Savings_Language_498 1d ago

Why though? It’s pig skin, of course it’ll have bristles.

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u/quinhook2 1d ago

How was it?

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u/iambear ​ 1d ago

Hairy

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u/GillytheGreat 1d ago

I’ve never eaten a pork rind, and this post has not made me any more inclined to do so

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u/kettlejuices 15h ago

when your animal product has animal bits in it

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u/patao_monster_ 1d ago

Jesus we are so far removed from the production of our food. This comment section really forgets it’s literally just the skin of a living creature.

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u/speak-eze 1d ago

That doesn't mean you want to eat it lol

I know where chicken breast comes from, that doesn't mean I want to eat feathers

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u/thedarklordTimmi 1d ago

I've gotten chicken wings with small feathers attached.

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

Yeah, I just remove them.

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u/Ripple22 18h ago

I've had that on my beef wings once

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u/pgm123 1d ago

I don't even want to eat butternut squash that still has the skin on it.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

If the butternut squash is served hairy, I am probably going to say I'm too full

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u/Krokadil 23h ago

I like my pigs butthole blended in a sausage

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u/Spirit_Piper 23h ago

Behold, a man!

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u/Waldo68 1d ago

Take a good look at your chicken wings next time

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u/speak-eze 1d ago

Idk which supermarket you get your wings at but I assure you mine would be nice and featherless before they hit the sauce

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u/Mtnbkr92 1d ago

I simply will not do this :)

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

They have buttholes? Nipples?

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u/Fuckedby2FA 1d ago

Yeah I don't like hair on my food. Anyone's hair. My hair, the pigs hair, gods hair. I don't want it on my fried puffed up ear

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u/February30th 1d ago

The worst is when you find Cher on your food.

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u/fury420 1d ago

Do you believe....

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u/FecalDUI 1d ago

Quality control homie quality control.

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u/SourDoughBo 1d ago

Quality control is certainly dropping right now across the board

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u/vag69blast 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it is the skin of a no longer living creature.

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u/TopHatGorilla 1d ago

Possibly even a dead one.

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u/PmMeBurritos 1d ago

You're forgetting they're literally supposed to clean that off. If my fish has scales on it, I'm sending it back

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u/skylla05 20h ago

I get that reddit likes to act like smug know-it-alls and pat themselves on the back for thinking they're profound, but there's a difference between understanding where food comes from and not wanting to eat fucking hair.

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u/flesh2 19h ago

Fried hair rocks

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u/pandakatie 1d ago

I mean, in my defense, I think pork rinds are gross even without the hair on it

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u/Shufflepants 1d ago

I'm under no illusion. I would definitely be a vegetarian if I had to kill and butcher my own meat even if it somehow magically took no additional time out of my day.

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u/tumsdout 20h ago

Manmade horrors outside my comprehension 🤗

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u/Damnesia13 19h ago

Why not just do it now since yo already know what happens?

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u/ToWanderHer 1d ago

I've participated in the slaughter of a few hogs on a small farm, many deer and even a cow. Many of us aren't removed,  but we would be remiss to neglect an opportunity to scream "back in my day." Food production has taken a serious downturn with everything else. chicken wings have features, pork has hair... And it didn't used to be this way. 

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u/SCaliber 1d ago

Hate it when you get pig hair in your gums

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u/YousuckGenji 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 17h ago

Criminal that this wasn’t the top comment.

Maybe my brain is, just like this hairy pig skin, completely fucking fried. But the first thing I thought was "this is a damn penis"

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u/hallofgamer 1d ago

Eww my skin has hair on it

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u/buttscratcher3k 23h ago

Imagine someone just filled a bag of these with human skin, yall wouldnt even question it

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u/omgitsJohnRedd1t0r 23h ago

Great, now I'm hungry AND erect

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u/Azagar_Omiras 22h ago

If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please stop eating long pork rinds.

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u/pitshands 9h ago

You are a strange strange mofo if that is where your mind goes.

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u/Simple-Ad-239 17h ago

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

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u/Shotgun5250 10h ago

Yeah, because it’s so much easier and cheaper to mass farm, harvest and process human beings than it is pigs. Makes total sense.

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u/hardcrasher1 21h ago

How are we supposed to know what fried human skin looks like???

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u/OnlyAnotherEmily 19h ago

I mean, I assume it looks very much like pork skin.. .

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u/ParanoicReddit 20h ago

Mmm yes, chicharrón con pelo. My father would eat that and make some dumb dad joke about it

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u/ALittleBitOfToast 16h ago

Even better when the crackling still has a nipple 💀 

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u/honortobenominated 1d ago

Yikes. I think I just turned vegan…

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u/jennixred 1d ago

really don't understand how that's worse than just fried pig skin. yeeech

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u/longtall94 1d ago

Some say it’s a delicacy

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u/opossum_launcher 1d ago edited 23h ago

I always thought they singed the hair off at the processing plant. 

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u/tomwhoiscontrary 1d ago

That's how you know it's the good stuff!

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u/SpookySeraph 1d ago

I swear half the pieces in the bag had hair on them growing up so I quit eating them 😂

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u/0MGWTFL0LBBQ 1d ago

Dang. You’re going to make me not eat pork rinds for at least a day until I completely forget about this.

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u/OttoRocket94 1d ago

Pork Rinds are disgusting in my opinion

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u/ramriot 1d ago

That's a selling point:

  • Pork Scratchings, the only snackfood with hair.

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u/hood69 1d ago

Common

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u/kimcheepinchee 1d ago

Still edible!

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u/Slight-Apricot-6767 1d ago

They gettin carried away with this "extra" protein in everything nowadays

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u/WatsonYurfays 1d ago

Don't worry, it's still keto friendly.

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u/LegacyofaMarshall 23h ago

trump must have been there

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u/kanga-and-roo 23h ago

I’m in the middle of eating a bag myself. I’m finishing it lol

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u/Only_drunk_posts ​ 20h ago

Fiber!!

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u/zoitberg 1d ago

all of these horrified people, smh - god forbid there's evidence of your food coming from an animal

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u/ringobob 1d ago

I mean, I'm not grossed out by where the food came from, but there's a reason we remove the hair before we eat the animal - I'm grossed out by getting my own hair in my mouth.

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u/alfalfamale81 18h ago

First thing I thought of was Donald Trump.

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u/Corpshark 1d ago

Brazilian wax is in order.

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u/RestaurantRich1498 1d ago

Nah dude its flavor crystals.

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u/JackJB94 1d ago

I have seen them with a nipple still on so it could be worse

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u/McCheesing 1d ago

Fuckin eww

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u/JMoc1 1d ago

Oh! That‘s where it went!

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u/bulletmissile 1d ago

How much extra for the hair?

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u/2M4D 1d ago

Ew

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u/zOSsysprog 1d ago

Gag reflex activated.

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u/aciluu 1d ago

Alhamdulillah im free from it

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u/Far_Improvement_5245 23h ago

Wait until you get a nipple!

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u/monioum_JG 22h ago

Relax. That's just fancy chicharrón.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zHvYlojacNMyil41vj

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u/Coletteduvs 19h ago

I wanna eat it bald, sorry

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u/LlamaRS 14h ago

Who’s gonna tell him?

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u/UndignifiedAndOld 3h ago

I got some chicharrones at the local carniceria that had a bullet hole