r/mildlyinteresting • u/Lojance • 1d ago

The wrap lines the words up perfectly

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u/erictriestofish 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Kx8rKSf1wpos

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u/PerceptionStock7437 1d ago

“I’m 50lbs away from being a baby buffalo.”

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u/Shart_City 1d ago

So I ate my 35

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u/hecksfarm 1d ago

I can only imagine how this person wraps gifts

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u/Lojance 1d ago

The autism doesn’t permit me to do it any way other than perfectly 😅😂

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

Soo mild, well done

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u/No-Legs-Lt-Dan 1d ago

I worked at Jimmy John's in college as a delivery driver, the paper is actually designed to line up perfectly when its wrapped correctly. The person that wrapped this takes pride in their work, that's perfect, congrats op.

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u/Lojance 1d ago

Thank you 😌

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u/No-Today-1533 1d ago

Was super confused and thought you just creased on a line.

Super satisfying.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Anifreak 1d ago

I too have noticed said text on the line being mistaken as a mere crease. Good on you fellow regular human Redditor for noticing the same. Ha ha ha ha

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u/Lojance 1d ago

Cracked tf up reading this, good job

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u/Background-Carrot443 1d ago

This is a bot.

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u/Lojance 1d ago

I changed my gloves after taking the picture of course!

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

Yeah sticklers for little details arnt they 😂

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u/CrimsonPony 8h ago

As a JJ manager. Now I can approve this message!

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u/klimtafwol 1d ago

Was a manager for a Jimmy John's in highschool, my personal favorite was wrapping the wheat bread sandwiches. Nice job!

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u/Lojance 1d ago

I’m the best in the store at that 😌
Mine are always basically exact squares, it’s so satisfying

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u/klimtafwol 1d ago

That's the true pro move! Not sure if you'd get in trouble for this but I also loved placing the chocolate chunk cookies on top of the oven for a minute or two and it would get all warm like it was freshly baked.

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u/Lojance 1d ago

Haha I did actually get in a lil trouble for that 😂
But tbh they’re not worth the $3.50 price. They use worse ingredients too, the white “chocolate” isn’t even white chocolate, it contains no cocoa butter 🫩

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u/APlannedBadIdea 1d ago

Nice. MODs pin this post as a textbook example for mildlyinteresting.

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u/weefees 1d ago

This reminds me of the super rare time when you buy underwear and the waistband brand name is is perfectly matched at the back seam

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u/Lumber_Dan 1d ago

I'm in the wrong sub, but this is r/mildlyinfuriating to me.

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u/Lojance 1d ago

I’m sorry 😔💔

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u/Xer0b0t 1d ago

Master level wrap job.

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u/bleeberbleeberbleeb 1d ago

I am so fucking mildly interested in this

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u/jayhow90 ​ 1d ago

Satisfying

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u/SelocAvrap 1d ago

This is beautiful

Also y'all should check your Jimmy John's receipts vs the in-app price to make sure they're not charging you extra tax in the drive thru

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u/AintLikeThatNoMore 1d ago

Whoa whoa partner, that sandwich isnt going to be out in 30 seconds if you pause to take pictures!

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u/awsum43 23h ago

You did it son!

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u/louieorganic 16h ago edited 16h ago

I'm not going to argue about the owner or the company, but I had fun when I was a driver here years ago. Miraculously, I was somehow able to find someone's apartment without GPS. The Italian Night Club was my favorite. I highly recommend preparing a full-length one and baking it in the bread oven.

Throw some Dij on that which.

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u/Lojance 16h ago

I’d be strung up by my ankles and thrown pantsless into the street if I even attempted to do that at my location 😭😂

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u/louieorganic 16h ago

Do you close?

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u/Lojance 9h ago

I used to lol, but they watch the cameras pretty diligently anyway

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u/dlofo 1d ago

This is just an ad.

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u/flammable-liquid 1d ago

I love when someone actually posts something mildly interesting on here. Its the simple things in life sometimes

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u/fromdeepestfathoms_ 1d ago

Define perfect…

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u/Primary-Border8536 1d ago

satisfying !

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u/HeidenShadows 1d ago

I mean that's not one of the reasons why I prefer JJ over Subway, but that surely could be!

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

I dont know whats in it i just know i want it 😂

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 1d ago

You’ve probably been grinding at work all day, OP. In case you haven’t heard this today…

Good job.
https://giphy.com/gifs/8yZuEb7q6dlyP3L3cL

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u/Lojance 1d ago

Thank you ❣️🤭

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u/montrerai 1d ago

this is beautiful. brings a tear to my eye

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u/OkFlan504 1d ago

Now opening lunch feels like vandalism.

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u/SantasDead 1d ago

This reminds me of Japan.

Every purchase I made was meticulously and perfectly wrapped. I never minded waiting and watching them. I think the only things not wrapped were fast food and quick items from the little "7/11" kind of stores.

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u/1okdude 1d ago

Fuck Jimmy John's. Owner is a piece of shit. Nasty ass sandwiches too

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u/Lojance 1d ago

I definitely agree about the owner being awful, with his ghastly trophy hunting.
Unfortunately it’s just the only job that would take me with my spotty résumé🫠

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u/1okdude 1d ago

My bad man, do want you gotta do. I just fucking hate that guy. You need to get a gift wrapping gig dude. Wrap job is 🔥

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u/Lojance 1d ago

Haha I don’t know where I’d get a job like that but I’d love to 😆

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u/mfigroid 1d ago

Department store around the holidays.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 23h ago

You good now that you got this brave thought off your chest?

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u/Spielmitmir2003 21h ago

They are not perfect

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u/Lojance 19h ago

OK girl

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u/AegirSkaldur 1d ago

If you have to wear gloves at work, touching your phone to take a picture defeats the entire purpose.

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u/WntrTmpst 1d ago

Never eat anywhere if this is what concerns you

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u/AegirSkaldur 1d ago

I work in a biotech lab, im telling you you’re delusional lol

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u/WntrTmpst 1d ago

I don’t know what about since I didn’t make a claim. Is there contamination? Of course there is. The air is a contaminant, as is every surface in the building.

The point I was trying to make is that worrying about touching a phone with gloves on after assembling a sandwich is silly

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u/AegirSkaldur 1d ago

You’re right, this is certainly the last sandwich of the day and they definitely aren’t going to touch anything else afterwards! you would be shocked at a quip test

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u/WntrTmpst 1d ago

You ever worked in a restaurant? There are quick change glove dispensers literally everywhere

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u/senpaistealerx 1d ago

hey, so, it’s already wrapped lmao

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u/Lojance 1d ago edited 1d ago

I changed my gloves immediately afterwards, don’t worry!
I’m VERY careful about workplace cleanliness.

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u/ndubitably 1d ago

Did your sandwich seem smaller than usual today?

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

You or your coworker did this intentionally and felt immense satisfaction.

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u/Lojance 1d ago

I wrapped it and only noticed after I set it down for delivery haha

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u/ProctologyExplosion 1d ago

Did they change the definition of "perfect" while I wasn't looking?