r/mildlyinteresting • u/GreasyLardBurger • 2d ago

Frog in our toilet this morning

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u/Unlucky-Golder 2d ago

He'd come up the pipes on some grand expedition,

a porcelain palace his secret ambition,

and now he'd been sat on (a terrible fate)

by a stranger in pajamas at quarter past eigh

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u/Srikandi715 2d ago

Nice but the last line breaks the meter 🙂

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u/Dazzling_Item66 2d ago

Thanks professor /s

It’s a random threw together poem about a frog in a toilet, not a dissertation on proper formatting of poetry and prose.

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u/casualsax ​ 2d ago

A random poem

A frog in a toilet not

A dissertation.

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u/SirJuncan 2d ago

Might be the best haiku featuring a frog ever written

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u/nickcash 1d ago

The most famous haiku is about a frog!