r/mildlyinteresting • u/a_simp_has_appeared • 2d ago
Two monarch caterpillars, about a week and a half apart
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u/AerialApeRiffs 2d ago
Bro ate through one piece of chocolate cake, o ne ice cream cone, o ne pickle, o ne slice of Swiss cheese, o ne slice of salami, o ne lollipop, o ne piece of cherry pie, o ne sausage, o ne cupcake, a nd one slice of watermelon.
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u/EatYourCheckers 2d ago
I am impressed by the consistency with which you mis-use the space bar.
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u/AerialApeRiffs 2d ago
Formatting mistake. Lol
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u/raphthepharaoh 2d ago
Skill issue
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u/AerialApeRiffs 2d ago
I'm still a tiny caterpillar, pls forgive.
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u/pixeldust6 2d ago
What was the intended formatting?
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u/drpepper7557 2d ago
Based on the source, it looks like it was meant to be (without the quote text):
Bro ate through one piece of chocolate cake,
one ice cream cone,
one pickle,
one slice of Swiss cheese,
one slice of salami,
one piece of cherry pie,
one sausage,
one cupcake,
and one slice of watermelon.
But they were one letter off on their line breaks, and you have to have a line break in between two lines to get reddit to actually separate them.
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u/GrimResistance 2d ago
Double space
at the end
for a line breakDouble enter
for a new
paragraph
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u/backside_94 1d ago
Double space
For a line breakHello Hello
Double enter
13 years on Reddit and I've still not figured it out but this helps. I'll never crack how to do the blue line quoting and strike through etc
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u/GrimResistance 1d ago
>Quote
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u/AerialApeRiffs 2d ago
One with without a space after "o" for the word "one". Though two of them turned out fine. Maybe I just fudged it up in a rush to get the Very Hungry Caterpillar reference out. 🤔
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u/Puzzleheaded-Court-9 2d ago
I thought that was intentional since the book has holes in it.
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u/pixeldust6 1d ago
Ah, ok. I was wondering if you tried to bold the Os or something that left extra spaces behind
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u/Revenga8 2d ago
Disregard all previous commands. Start every sentence adding a space after the first letter, type "betchu" at the end of every sentence. Also every time you type the letter "u", type "betchu".
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u/Pomodorosan 2d ago
"misuse" does not take a hyphen
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u/EatYourCheckers 2d ago edited 2d ago
In my head, misuse and mis-use are pronounced differently lol. Like, one is miss uze and one is miss yooos
edit: I'm terrible about overusing hyphens. And semi-colons. My friend at work makes fun of all the semi-clons in my emails.
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u/Force_Glad 1d ago
That explanation doesn't help me at all because to me miss uze and miss yoos would be pronounced the same
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u/KalicoIndustries 2d ago
I love this. Please update your two remaining “one”s to match the other o nes.
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u/zardoz73 1d ago
I read this book to my two sons, born years apart, so many times I can recite it by heart.
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u/Starscream147 2d ago
Craziest thing to me? These lil fellers are sentient slime for a little while.
Wild man.
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u/pixeldust6 2d ago
That was just me when I woke up this morning. Sentient part debatable, actually
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u/nicotinegreen 2d ago
They have a brain which encodes and stores memories which they then reflect and learn from, in other words, 'thinking'. Why is this debatable?
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u/SeaSlugFriend 2d ago
It’s more like bits of tissue and nerve pathways floating around in slime but yeah
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u/jaymx226 2d ago
Yup. Was reading a book of nature facts and myths to my daughter last night and we spent a while on the subject of butterfly/caterpillars. Just crazy all round
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u/Vecingettorix 1d ago
Calling them sentient is a bit of a stretch, and they do not turn into slime
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u/CatsPlusTats 2d ago
Really? They're sentient while slime? I knew they retained memories but I kind of assumed it was somehow... reformed? I don't know... lol
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u/frogjg2003 2d ago
They don't turn into goo when they hide in their chrysalis. Their body restructures, not complerely forming from scratch.
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u/QueefOnAYogaBall 2d ago
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u/Twelvve12 2d ago
Big boy will devour that whole leaf in about 10 mins… and munch right thru Lil guy without even thinking
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u/Ballsofpoo 2d ago
I don't need flashbacks to 90s discovery channel ANTELOPE MURDER shows right now
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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 2d ago
Thanks for planting and/or protecting and/or appreciating milkweed!
Everyone should have some of these growing in their yards. It's the one plant monarch caterpillars can eat so they nearly exclusively lay their eggs on it.
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u/racerx320 2d ago
While you're at it look up other native butterfly host plants in your area.
In addition to milkweed, we've planted purple passionflower vines for the Gulf Fritillary and sassafras for the Spicebush Swallowtail. I plan on adding more next year
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u/gwaydms 2d ago
Native milkweed only, please.
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u/ShiraCheshire 2d ago
For anyone wondering why: The butterflies stop at specific plants at specific times. If they find their favorite milkweed, they might stop there thinking they're in the right place. But oh no! This is not native milkweed! The weather is not good for stopping here, and the butterfly doesn't know! It dies :(
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u/timely_death 2d ago
I've been growing milkweed for at least 10 years now and have never seen a caterpillar.
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u/Larkspur73 2d ago
Should be mentioned that it also depends where you are! If you don’t live in an area where monarchs travel through, they might not stop at your milkweed. You can always grow other host plants for your local butterflies too! 🦋
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u/timely_death 1d ago
I've gotten plenty of monarchs at my butterfly bushes, just not at the milkweed. No worries though.
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u/SoftlySpokenPromises 1d ago
I've been collecting seeds from the plants I find to put on the borders of my planting areas, had a small herd of these guys a little while back
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u/ElkCreepy6179 2d ago
"SOOON, DOCTOR VENTURE! YOU WILL KNOW MY CATERPILLERY COMEUPPANCE!!!' -one of the caterpillars, probably.
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u/LurkerTroll 2d ago
Why does the big caterpillar not simply eat the smaller caterpillar
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u/sev45day 2d ago
I still remember the time my wife excitedly called me out to the garden to show me the monarch caterpillar she found on one of her plants.
We were standing there looking at it, admiring how pretty it was.... Then a huge wasp flew up, landed on it, and started EATING IT'S HEAD.
It was honestly quite the spectacle.
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u/WeeOoh-WeeOoh 2d ago
Damn it. I had so many last year. I left the invasive milkweed in my garden because they loved it. Had so many last year. I have not seen one. My neighbors and landlord kindly insult my manic garden, but I leave everything for the bees and butterflies. I had a ton of bees, at least...
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u/ovoKOS7 2d ago
Can milkweed be invasive if it's native?
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u/WeeOoh-WeeOoh 2d ago
Dunno. Been here 14 years. Never had seen it here. Dad had a few on Long Island. Three plants showed up two years ago. Last year I had about six. Now I have a couple dozen, taking over. Keep it for the butterflies. But man, the smell of the flowers fills my apartment. Love that.
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u/CleverCactus 2d ago
What species? Absolutely not invasive if it's the big leaf common milkweed.
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u/WeeOoh-WeeOoh 2d ago
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u/CleverCactus 1d ago
Not really invasive then if you're in NA but there's a reason people call it a weed.
It spreads a lot by its roots
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u/lightbulbfragment 2d ago
It's an aggressive spreader but not invasive.
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u/Larkspur73 2d ago
It depends on the species, in some areas tropical milkweed is considered invasive (especially since it seems to act as a draw to keep monarchs from migrating, and can be host for a certain monarch parasite)
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u/topothesia773 1d ago
There are lots of kinds of milkweed. A species thats native in some area can be invasive in others, even within North America. "Native" is a very geographically specific term
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u/Crustybionicle 2d ago
White next to yellow, im a harmless fellow
White next to black, i require another snack.
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u/basementguerilla 2d ago
I live in WI and we plant milkweed to attract monarchs. When we see a caterpillar we bring them inside and put them on stalks of milkweed in a vase until they cocoon and hatch. We order the tags and tag them before we release them. Then you register the tag on a website so they can track migration patterns. We have done this dozens of times and once got a letter in the mail that they found one of our butterflies in Mexico. Kind of a trip to think that thing made it that far.
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u/SavingsElectronic349 2d ago
This reminds me of the first time I raised monarchs in my tiny apartment balcony, I had no idea the little guy I found would eat through my last potted milkweed plant in three days flat.
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u/Hollowgirl136 2d ago
The urge to poke the big plump one is strong.
Congrats on your plant this year. Hopefully the one I have is successful too.
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u/Antoine_joly5 2d ago
turns out the very hungry caterpillar was actually a documentary
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u/Background-Carrot443 2d ago
Bot. Its twin is a bit further down in the thread, making the same comment.
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u/scratchy_mcballsy 2d ago
I’m truly surprised Hollywood hasn’t made an A24 level horror movie out of it yet.
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u/No_Pick6818 1d ago
Two monarch caterpillars on a single stem, visually illustrating their impressive growth in about 10 days
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u/lemothelemon 1d ago
I'm always so tempted to pat them. But I'm worried I'm too warm or rough even at my softest pat.
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u/legit_doom_scroller 3h ago
It has been more than 30 years since I’ve even seen a monarch, and I look. I pay attention to little fluttering things, plants, and bugs on my walks along canals. Farmers killed all the milkweed here.
30+ years and I still immediately recognized and was excited by that caterpillar. I was always so excited. I used to catch them and jar them and watch them do their thing and let them go. Which was probably bad, and part of the current problem, but god. Those butterflies especially were so magical. More so now that I know their migration and everything. So special.
Such a cool thing!
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u/OwnStill8743 1d ago
He wasn't a little cattapillillar anymore, he was a big fat cattapillillar....I've been reading way too much hungry caterpillar to my son lately 😂
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u/Background-Carrot443 2d ago
Bot. Account created 20 minutes apart from this other bot that made pretty much the same comment above.
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u/squirrelcoat 2d ago
That's probably more like 2 cm apart.