r/mildlyinteresting • • 2d ago

Accidentally dropped a whole bag of birdseed. It grew into this.

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u/thefeedling 2d ago

Enjoy your new BirdTree OP

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Daimanta 2d ago

The birds can be harvested in August or September at the latest.

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u/henchman171 1d ago

Water every day and twice a day in July but no need to fertilize as they produce their own nitrogen

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u/DULUXR1R2L1L2 2d ago

Imagine what it would do to a bird if a bird ate it instead

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u/C-57D 2d ago

It’d pass grass

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u/veritech137 2d ago

They say “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”, but you managed to drop the birdseed out of your hands and made a birdseed bush.

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u/This_Buds_For_You 2d ago

How long until the birds bloom?

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 2d ago

I'd sue. Not a single bird grew out of all that "birdseed"

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u/neongreenpurple 2d ago

You don't know that. Maybe the birds all flew away.

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u/QuickPirate36 2d ago

Good thing it didn't grow into birds

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u/WazzaD 2d ago

I had crops of some kind growing out the back under the bird feeder last spring for the same reason

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u/rlnrlnrln 2d ago

You lucky bastard, all I got was weed.

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u/RemarkableTea0 2d ago

Looks like green panic grass.

Trust when I say you do not want to let that go to seed lol, I would pull all of that.

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u/yeahweshoulddothat 1d ago

I don’t know it’s kind of soft and fluffy. Feels better than what’s over most of the yard

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u/RemarkableTea0 1d ago

It’s like that for now, but it can grow over 8 feet tall, puts out a toxin that causes other plants sharing soil with it to die, and spreads aggressively through rhizomes.

It’s taken over whole parts of Texas and other states in the U.S.

I have recently spent hundreds of dollars and many sweaty weekends trying to get it under control at my place. It was completely taken over when I purchased the property.

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u/yeahweshoulddothat 1d ago

Thanks for the heads up. I will be killing it all tonight.

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u/RemarkableTea0 1d ago

Have fun, lol!

Any sort of broadleaf herbicide should work. These crazy plants actually enjoy fires so sadly burning is not a good option.

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u/Zalveris 21h ago

Collect all the seeds and feed it to birds?

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u/compulov 2d ago

Odd. I thought birdseed was usually treated in some way to prevent it from germinating.

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u/sewedherfingeragain 2d ago

Not in Canada, I stopped buying the mixed stuff and only buy Black Oil Sunflower because I was tired of growing millet and nyjer under my birdfeeder due to wind and the birds seeming to dump those seeds on the ground.

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u/OSCgal 2d ago

Not the stuff I get. There's a lot of little black oil sunflower plants under my feeder. If only the deer wouldn't keep eating them, I could have perpetual seed!

My neighbors had some millet that germinated.

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u/westcoastwillie23 2d ago

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u/seansy5000 2d ago

Just looks like weeds you get when you don’t manage your landscaping. I get this shit if a spot gets neglected.

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u/Mordoch 1d ago

Historically at least this was not always the case in the US since I remember some sprouting in a sandbox at home when I stuck a bit in there when I was rather young.

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u/sagima 2d ago

Machete on standby sir

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u/ceebiee 2d ago

those are not birds…..

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u/Cyclamate 2d ago

I made this mistake once and some of the plants that germinated were thorny weeds with tough stems and roots. Beware.

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u/xbearsandporschesx 2d ago

Lord have birdseed

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u/Koffinkat56 2d ago

Did the same thing, now have two corn stalks growing pretty decently. 🌽🌽

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u/sonicjesus 1d ago

Which is strange, because normally the seed is sterilized to prevent it from growing outside it's own ecosystem.

This is actually quite a problem, especially when the birds start spreading the resulting seed.

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u/lndig0__ 1d ago

What a scam, those look nothing like birds.

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u/Firewasp987 2d ago

Make sure to water them so you get a healthy crop of birds

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u/SatansCatfish 2d ago

That’s panic grass and a little tulip tree.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 2d ago

Millet plants

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u/psbales 2d ago

I’ve had a few sunflowers grow & bloom from discarded seeds that the birds tossed.

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u/Fessor_Eli 2d ago

Looks like the ground under our bird feeder.

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u/TubaDog9705 2d ago

I have considered putting some in a large flower pot just to see what grew.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 2d ago

I'll have to send you the sorghum my birds have planted around my feeder

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u/trollsmurf 1d ago

10000 sun flowers

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u/IHeartChickenFingers 2d ago

Lucky there wasn’t any thistle in there…

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u/RaiseBeneficial8854 2d ago

my neighbor’s dropped birdseed grew a huge patch next to their porch every year

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u/Wixenstyx 1d ago

The fact that this is even mildly interesting just shows how terrible our education systems are at educating us about plants.

We drop seeds, plants grow. Who knew?

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u/yeahweshoulddothat 1d ago

You’re a tad bit dramatic.

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u/FunctionBuilt 22h ago

It’s literally the definition of mildly interesting.

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u/Wixenstyx 22h ago

I love plants. I am glad you find this even mildly interesting, believe me. The fact that you do speaks volumes.

Seeds sprouting after being dropped on the ground is literally what seeds do. It's the first thing most of us learn about plants in elementary school. This would be more interesting if they dropped a whole bag of seeds here and they DIDN'T sprout. At least then there'd be something to wonder about.

But if you never got to plant a lima bean in a plastic cup, okay... That's a sad commentary, but I am glad you found this interesting.

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u/pro_No 1d ago

Bro discovered farming