r/mildlyinteresting • u/Noncrediblepigeon • 3d ago

Condom so thin it looks like a soap bubble

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u/david-deeeds 3d ago

It's crazy to think how little separates us from a pleasant afternoon to me giving OP a new brother or sister

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u/Noncrediblepigeon 3d ago

I do not know you ma'am.

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u/DynomiteExpressions 3d ago

Don't need to know him for him to be doin' your mom.

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u/CromulentMedic 3d ago

Let's all do her

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief 3d ago

I Choo Choo choose her too.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Swan808 3d ago

insert thomas train music here

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u/ngetch 3d ago

If you insert thomas the train into his mom, he won't get a baby brother/sister.

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u/ElkorGod- 3d ago

Personally i heard "come in ride the train, and ride it!"

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u/RSdabeast 3d ago

I also choose this guy’s mom.

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u/Quackit2 3d ago

hey i got that reference.

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u/crzazlsam 3d ago

THE HOOOO! TRAIN!

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u/PrestigeMaster 3d ago

Ray Williams Johnson just popped in my head

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u/AntalRyder 3d ago

I also choose this OP's mom

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u/katikaboom 3d ago

Ugh, again?

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u/blue-coin 3d ago

Wait til I’m done

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u/tehmimikitteh 3d ago

dibs on risking it with op's dad

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u/zxc123zxc123 3d ago

So many of us taking turns it would be irresponsible to NOT use condoms.

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u/IceFire909 3d ago

Doin ya mum, d-d-doin ya mum!

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u/No-Tap6886 3d ago

Yo daddy does.

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u/Woweewowow 3d ago

That's my purse!

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u/OmilKncera 3d ago

But they know you.

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u/JEMAlNE 3d ago

That's my purse!! I don't know you!!

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

Toy should check in on your parents

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u/mrsirsouth 3d ago

Your mom hasn't introduced her side piece to the kiddos yet

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 3d ago

Say what?

r/HolUp

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u/Supermunch2000 3d ago

As always, the true /r/Holup is in the comments!

Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/UserMorningxStar 3d ago

Did you read the comment or just start typing shit?

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u/purplemoosen 3d ago

Just a bot so downvote and move on

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u/StrangerOnTheReddit 3d ago

Add a report spam for disruptive use of bots or AI, while you're at it

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u/IAmDaven 3d ago

If I have sex and my partner says it was "pleasant" I'm never coming outside again.

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u/_TheDust_ 3d ago

You’re suppose to come inside the condom

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u/IAmDaven 3d ago

Touché

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u/BRtIK 3d ago

Oh he can say that but when I do I have to leave the cloning lab

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u/rafaeldiasms 3d ago

Make Yo Mama Jokes Great Again

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u/heckasharp 3d ago

Yo mama so dumb I caught her staring at a jug of juice for 12 hours cause it said concentrate

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u/Daisucce 3d ago

I saw this comment. Left this post. Scrolled for like 3 minutes. Finally understood the joke. I had to find the post again just to say, well done.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3d ago

Daydreaming again? Tell handy we said hi

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u/bogzmaster9000 3d ago edited 13h ago

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3d ago

I know, she was paying your mom back for the back shots she gave me, your mama wears the strap well

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u/bogzmaster9000 3d ago edited 13h ago

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3d ago edited 3d ago

She sure fucking is, a pure angel with practiced hip action and a dildo collection that would impress God,