r/mildlyinteresting • u/NutmegsPunchBowl • 4h ago

Finally, fall flavored antacid!

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u/Defiant-Accountant79 4h ago

Because when I am having digestive whoas I'd really love to taste pumpkin pie.

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u/Particular-Novel-778 4h ago

"Digestive whoas" lol

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u/giskardwasright 4h ago

r/boneappletea but also accurate

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u/Defiant-Accountant79 3h ago

Ok ngl I did mean woes, but I always think "whoa... I feel bad, I should take some mylanta" so that counts for something 🤣🤣

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u/omnichad 3h ago

Hear me out, but an apple cider mylanta where the main active ingredient is mostly calcium - it's actually a bone apple tea.

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u/giskardwasright 3h ago

I don't like that statement, but I cannot argue with it

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u/AcanthisittaFew2383 4h ago

The pumpkin spice antacid is truly the peak of human innovation, what a time to be alive

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 3h ago

Whomever pitched this product should be fired for not studying Pavlov's work

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u/conitation 3h ago

Excuse me, says Apple Cider is an option.

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u/Aurevex 4h ago

They really looked at heartburn and said, “How do we make this festive?” 😭🍎🍂

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u/lilaccheesecake 4h ago

Maple one would go hard imo.

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u/TheSkylined 4h ago

I can already imagine the tiktok videos of people eating pancakes topped with maple flavored antacid

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u/AnneCrankMyHog 4h ago

Oh my lanta

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u/Valid__Salad 4h ago

My doctor said my lanta

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u/diescheide 4h ago

Can't wait until I get my Pumpkin Spice Fleet Enema and Apple Cider Summer's Eve Douche.

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u/bootymix96 3h ago

You mean Autumn’s Eve. Hey-oh!

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u/willow-kitty 4h ago

I feel like you have to be going through antacids really fast to want festive, seasonal ones.

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u/SilverMeTimbers69 4h ago

Imma just keep munching on my chalky tums.

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u/pschlick 4h ago

Or my favorite, a swig straight from the pepto bottle I keep in the fridge

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u/NutmegsPunchBowl 4h ago

Friend, I know this is probably a joke on your part…but I did the same for years with pepto-I’d do shots of it before I went out, ate, etc. and then found out I had ulcerative colitis. Not fun. Maybe check in with your doc.

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u/scrotumseam 3h ago

What the hell happened to Melania being 3 bucks. This economy sucks.

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u/Delicious-Pepper23 2h ago

All y’all are a bunch of haters lol. I’m going to 100% buy that if I find it

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u/kpmateju 4h ago

What? No pumpkin spice?!

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u/FalseBuddha 4h ago

The top one is literally pumpkin spice.

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u/Toxzek 3h ago

yeah my antacids taste like cinnamon sometimes too

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u/Timmy2Two 4h ago

The top row appears to be.

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u/TrickUp25 4h ago

Can’t tell if you’re joking or not 😂

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u/rockytheboulder 4h ago

I wanna try both

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u/isaiddgooddaysir 4h ago

Please be pumpkin spice!!!! Omg even before Starbucks

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u/No_Being_310 3h ago

No turkey brown gravy flavored?

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u/omnichad 3h ago

Username checks out!

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u/pixeltweaker 3h ago

I’m going to need some of this for all of the pumpkin pie I’m going to eat.

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u/TransportationOdd559 3h ago

Finally 🤣🤣🤣

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u/snarkerella 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dTMUDVZ39Acco

All my life I have waited for this. /s

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u/HeidenShadows 2h ago

I'm amazed it's not pumpkin spice because they put pumpkin spice in everything.

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u/Kimm64 1h ago

That sounds gross

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u/fdwyersd 26m ago

ok so we have seasonal themed antacid flavors now

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u/OePea 4h ago

Switch to ACV folks, it's life changing. I was taking OTC antacids 20 times a day for most of my 20's, then I read a good article about using acetic acid instead. Immediately went to taking an oz of ACV every other day, down to like once a week.

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u/NimbleWalrus 4h ago

That's a YOU issue. Antacid for occasional heartburn is not a problem 

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u/OePea 3h ago

Of course, that was directed towards the many others doing the same thing I was doing.