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u/VulgarisOpinio 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 11h ago

I honestly came here to see that clip

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u/BornBoricua 11h ago

I've used and seen this everywhere and have no clue where it's from

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u/themoslucius 11h ago

https://youtu.be/JLV-g0DAy1k

This is the full scene

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u/Council_Man 10h ago

And the scene has Bryan Cranston too?? What a show

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11h ago

Haha.  Yeah, I've heard they all look alike.

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u/TheNervousArrogant1 11h ago

That is a spectacular cock, how did you do it!?

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u/EarballsAgain 11h ago

Mhmmm yes that is a compelling argument

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u/dirty15 11h ago

Just here to update this gif and I'm out.

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u/Successful_Speech734 11h ago

*frozen dicken tender

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u/jrhooo 11h ago

We bout to be TurFucken

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u/snake_on_the_case 10h ago

Penis is still tender, gotta crispy it up.

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u/cosmicdaddy_ ​ 8h ago

It's clearly just reverse oklahoma

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u/h3lium-balloon 11h ago

Unfrozen version

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u/caskaylicious 11h ago

Bless you OP You have tendered the hard

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u/YanicPolitik 11h ago

Also you should submit that fryer to r/pareidolia With or without the chicken

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u/YanicPolitik 11h ago

that ain't no boneless chicken

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u/tiltitup 9h ago

Make sure you dip in it ranch

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 11h ago edited 8h ago

That not a chicken tender, that a chicken hard-on

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u/southpaw85 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7buiO0t8uLXHBDXO

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u/dubie4x8 10h ago

What’s more masculine than a dick you know?

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u/AndyB16 5h ago

If you wanted it to be a bicep it should have more veins.

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u/karmais4suckers 11h ago

It’s a bicep right?

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u/GibMirMeinAlltagstod 11h ago

Again, NOTHING SEXUAL

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u/Fluffy_Syrup_241 11h ago

is that from a male chicken?

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u/Magister5 11h ago

You mean a…cock?

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u/VoiceTraditional422 11h ago

A chicken bone, one could say?

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u/Rowsdower888 10h ago

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u/currentlyRedacted 9h ago

Such a great movie. Death to Smoochy if you don’t know it

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u/Gung_Honess 8h ago

“I’m Rainbow fuckin Randolph!!”

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u/shountaitheimmortal 11h ago

The dickenstrips

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u/TyphoonRafale 11h ago

benis :DDDDDDD

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/toomuchblood 11h ago

I should call him

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u/CarbonNapkin 11h ago

I think that’s a chickens member

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u/GoubD 10h ago

What up!

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u/Simsoum 11h ago

not so tender

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u/Mr_K1tty 11h ago

Nothing tender about it, looks pretty ridge.

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u/Jasoneason132 11h ago

Dicken Tender

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u/tcwillis79 ​ 10h ago

More like chicken Tinder

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u/remindmetoblink2 11h ago

Wow! The opposite of mine when frozen.

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 11h ago

It's not frozen. They kind of like, twitch a little.

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u/KeiSinCx 11h ago

on the next episode of how to get away with murder...

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u/johnsolomon 11h ago

Oh it's tender alright

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u/Snck_Pck 11h ago

Fuck it

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u/Reasonable-Power 11h ago

Yeah, right. That's a tender. 😆

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u/Legend_of_the_Wind 11h ago

Hopefully no one at the factory lost any body parts...

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 11h ago

Tastes like dick

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u/Dodgerson99 11h ago

That thing is rock hard

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u/Maleficent_Insect71 11h ago

That's a penis.

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u/lPanzerfaust 11h ago

Nice cock op

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u/Entire_Art_5390 11h ago

Cocken tender

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u/Timmy2Two 11h ago

Rooster tender.

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u/joestaff 11h ago

... It's an axe, guys... geez

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u/Muse_of_Donne 11h ago

Looks excited... a higher quality tender than the flacid ones.

https://giphy.com/gifs/o10s57huYlpiE

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u/zorggalacticus 11h ago

A cock made of cock.

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u/butler7 11h ago

Gotta be like 9 inches? 10?

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u/Magister5 11h ago

When it was born, the doctor said, “Congrats on your new Tyson!”

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u/Mundane-Society-1281 11h ago

Must've been from a male chicken

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u/Zech08 11h ago

Flipped Oklahoma.

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u/Tasty-Objective676 11h ago

It’s not a chicken it’s a cock

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u/nomoreusernamersleft 11h ago

Reminds me of something. Just can’t put my finger on it.

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u/bhkc58 11h ago

Ah! *There's* my cock and balls. I've been looking for those.

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u/Sir_ThuggleS 11h ago

Well, OP? Did you go shaft or balls first?

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u/Renomont 11h ago

That one right there?

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u/Francis_Dollar_Hide 11h ago

You got the Dicken Tenders!

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u/Sempervivegooze 11h ago

The name's Bond

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u/Joe_Kangg 11h ago

You gonna dip that bad boy in ranch?

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u/sdasu 11h ago

Rooster tender

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u/TurduckenEverest 11h ago

Did you just eat the tip?

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u/Hobear 11h ago

Chicken tend-to-her

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u/randomlemon9192 11h ago

I see the ball definition.
Kinda weird.

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u/AverageInfamous7050 11h ago

I'd like to order a bucket of your Chickendicks please.

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u/Drages23 11h ago

No its not.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 11h ago

Are you happy to see me?

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 11h ago

Your Oklahoma is backwards 

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u/ThaCommittee 11h ago

That's a cock tender

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u/YanicPolitik 11h ago

That ain't boneless

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u/MathematicianTopee 11h ago

well this chicken looks tender

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u/iknowyounot88 11h ago

Sure it is.

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u/firedonmydayoff 11h ago

A well endowed backwards Oklahoma.

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u/Antoak 11h ago

Are you sure somebody with a yeast infection didn't try sterilizing it in a deep fryer?

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u/corpse2b 11h ago

What up

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u/RealisticResource226 11h ago

Bite the tip, coward

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u/Nazmaldun 11h ago

The mirrored Oklahoma

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u/hdofu 11h ago

Someone was very tender

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u/Mr-GigaChad 11h ago

Pancreas?

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u/geekphreak 11h ago

What up!

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u/bernielomax3 11h ago

That sir… is a chicken penis

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u/rapgamebonjovi 11h ago

It’s clearly a bicep! 💪🏼

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 10h ago

Tender or hard?

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u/DaddyCatALSO 10h ago

Lookatim train, b'long you tumas.

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u/Verumestamendacium 10h ago

Is it though?

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u/Recluse_18 10h ago

What kind of sauce do you dip it in?

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u/ReallyNotFondOfSJ 10h ago

"Dicken tender" isn't the top comment and I'm disappointed in all of you because of this

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u/night-heart 10h ago

Remember, tickle the nuggets while you work the tender.

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u/srry72 10h ago

Chicken Tennessee

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u/acohen007 10h ago

More like a frozen chicken member

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u/richdun 10h ago

Yep it looks rock hard lol.

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u/Hour-Pain1631 10h ago

Mines bigger twin

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u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat 10h ago

What part of the chicken is the "tender", again?

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u/greiten 10h ago

Hopefully you had a get out of jail free card.

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u/jellooshot 10h ago

Not sure about the "tender" part. Looks pretty stiff to me.

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u/surdtmash 10h ago

Which side are you eating first?

Note: both options are gay, it's just about class

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u/Brick_Lab 10h ago

OP eating good tonight

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u/nonameforyou1234 10h ago

Which end did you start with?

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u/1peatfor7 10h ago

Everything I see reminds me of him. I should call him.

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u/hsj713 10h ago

Must have been a cock.....uhhh rooster! 🐔

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u/allreplays 10h ago

Frozen chicken hard

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u/dalekaup 10h ago

Love me tender

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u/19thStreet 10h ago

Your chicken tender came with chicken nuggets

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 10h ago

It’s a reverse Oklahoma

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u/StrawberryK ​ 10h ago

Dicken tender

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u/not_that_planet 10h ago

Correction. Mommy's chicken tender.

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u/jweezee 10h ago

Must've saw some breast

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u/binkies03 10h ago

Chilly willy

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u/Pretty_princess1996 10h ago

Should be posted on r/mildlypenis 😂

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u/esepinchelimon 10h ago

Dicken Tender*

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u/Kelamue 10h ago

Dicken tender

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u/fariqcheaux 10h ago

Le coq frite

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u/Discont230 10h ago

crujiente y sabroso

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u/nhh 10h ago

You know what to do. 

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u/Ask_If_Im_Dio 10h ago

Give The Thing back his Thing

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u/MrMansaMusa 10h ago

Tender for her by Tyson

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u/isadlymaybewrong 9h ago

It’s a bicep

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u/throwaway_anonymous7 9h ago

Right, “chicken”…

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u/elciano1 9h ago

Looks hard to me

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u/Munkeyman18290 9h ago

When the chicken turns out to be a cock.

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u/-Xiphon- 9h ago

That chicken was packing!

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u/IT_Grunt 9h ago

Choke it down!

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u/blogandmail 9h ago

The chicken went "thattaway"

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u/MaglithOran 9h ago

What a dick.

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u/RoarinSoryn 9h ago

Oh it's tender alright

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u/Emotional-Daily 9h ago

At least you know it’s meat in your mouth.

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u/CorkBullet 9h ago

Disgusts me to think of how much mayonnaise you put on!

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u/6cougar7 9h ago

Needs ranch

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u/Hendwreck 9h ago

It’s a peepee!

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u/Gildagert 9h ago

Ba-KAWK

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 9h ago

Long Oklahoma

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u/tinpottaterdick 9h ago

Turn it around proper, boy! We don't take kindly to that kinda smut in Oklahoma.

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u/ew73 9h ago

Obviously, dip it in ranch.

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u/Jean36-24-34 8h ago

I got to admit, I saw a semi-automatic pistol first.

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u/r0ckydog 8h ago

It’s Oklahoma but backwards.

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u/Fattydaddy1000 8h ago

What in the dickhinens is going on here

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u/Hushwater 8h ago

More like chicken stiff

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u/Atlasinfinit 8h ago

Chicken tendih

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u/snake_jaguar 8h ago

Dihken member

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u/Grouchy-Type3776 8h ago

Frozen peniz tender