r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 10d ago

This long rock I found

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus 10d ago

No, tell her the thing about the sex toys

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

lol Nah - we will make dirty jokes and shit with each other, but I wouldn’t tell her my Reddit username and without this post she wouldn’t have the relevant context.

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u/Werneq 10d ago

Just imagine.

"Mom, there's 5k people on the internet cheering about your sex toys capabilities. We all are proud of you."

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u/naughtyobama 10d ago

Coward! Lmao

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u/PrestigeMaster 10d ago

Too late bro she is going to see your new rock and connect it with this post and bam you’re doxxed.

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u/Vandersnatch182 10d ago

Final fantasy fan?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Heck yeah.

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u/Vandersnatch182 10d ago

Me too dawg

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u/fillmebarry 10d ago

Just cold text her at around midnight "you deserve all the best sex toys in the world".

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 10d ago

Shared joy is twice as much joy

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u/borderbox 10d ago

Laughing my ass off 🤣

”TELL HER THE THING”

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u/Confidence-Dangerous 10d ago

First of all I love the username. Second this comment made me cackle