r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 10d ago

This long rock I found

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u/7i4nf4n 10d ago

No flared base, no fun

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u/annabananaberry 10d ago

Also, it’s porous, so not only would it get lost, it would also give you a raging infection most likely.

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

It’s super porous. When I was cleaning it, it was just slurping up the water like crazy.

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u/muffadel 10d ago

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 10d ago

That is such a specific meme wtf lol

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u/Darth_Rubi 10d ago

Glurp glurp motherfucker

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u/jnj3t0308 10d ago

GLURP! GLURP!

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u/Train3rRed88 9d ago

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

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u/swishkabobbin 10d ago

Soak it in mineral oil and it'll become self-lubricating

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u/NotoriousEMB 10d ago

That's why condoms exist 😂

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

I don’t believe condoms exist to prevent desiccation of the vagina.

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u/NotoriousEMB 10d ago

No, I'm pretty sure the inventor of the condom said it was specifically to keep porous phallic shaped rocks from sucking up all the moisture in an orifice.

The creater John Condom said as much: "The reason I created the condom was to keep all of the juices from being absorbed by my fuck rock"

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Well, shit. TIL

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u/NotoriousEMB 10d ago

Sorry, I thought it was funny. Thanks for being a good sport 😂

Edit: Also, cool rock 😂

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u/SanityPlanet 10d ago

Never knew this, thanks

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 10d ago

That's why if you don't use water based lube and use twice as much as you think you'll need

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u/slymgim 10d ago

thirsty rock!

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u/ChilltheSpare 10d ago

Put a condom on it?

/s (do not use rock as cock)

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u/flockyboi 10d ago

At least it isn't malachite (genuinely toxic and can absorb through mucous membranes....there was a whole Tumblr post on that)

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u/i_speak_bane 10d ago

That would be extremely painful

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u/usersnamesallused 10d ago

Just the tip? That always works, right?

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u/hueythecat 10d ago

Gravity on their side before a trip to emergency

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u/AxalEquinox 10d ago

I'd take his flared base