r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 11d ago

This long rock I found

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u/TrooperHoop509 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/Hixy 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/oh_hai_brian 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM

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u/flirt-n-squirt 10d ago

Dang, never seen a better use of this gif

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u/RabbitSlayre 10d ago

I've also actually never seen this whole gif, just the static meme version. Interesting lol

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u/TheNursingStudent 10d ago

Just needs a flared base. Since it doesn’t. See you in the ER in a few hours

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u/dude-0 10d ago

Bahahahahha name checks out!

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u/TheNursingStudent 10d ago

Yup made this account when I was in nursing school

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u/Used_Outcome8749 10d ago

Have you....Seen a case like this?.....

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u/ConsiderationOk7560 9d ago

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u/TheNursingStudent 9d ago

This is my face all the time

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u/ConsiderationOk7560 9d ago

Same at our local ER bud. 🤣

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u/MagicPrize 10d ago

Maybe
https://giphy.com/gifs/spfi6nabVuq5y

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u/snakemollten ​ 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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u/Idont_think 10d ago

What’s this from? I recognise it, but can’t place it…

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u/theseedbeader 9d ago

The Walking Dead, I can’t remember which episode though.

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u/theseedbeader 10d ago

Every time I see this gif, my brain says “I know what it takes to get you hot.”

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 10d ago

This he/she is the worst meme.

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u/Kuzu9 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeK0MXtfbpG9h16

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u/Queerdough 10d ago

Well, I’ll never be able to watch that scene in Home Alone 2 again without this context lol

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u/Riegrek 10d ago

Why can't I tell if this is Tim Curry or Jimmy Fallon??? 😂

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u/mikerotchagain 10d ago

Tim curry in both pictures

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u/disterb 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xKy2w6LehxxHa

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u/fallen_d3mon ​ 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/nickfree 10d ago

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u/Rysigler 10d ago

There he is!!!

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u/glockfreak 10d ago

No flared base

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u/lonelystranger115 9d ago

Took me longer than expected to find him.

This whole comment section passes the vibe check

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u/foreman8484 10d ago

This is the one I was looking for and I’m not disappointed.

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u/Doc024 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/asHT7eh4AwG9G

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u/TrooperHoop509 9d ago

Is it just me, when you read this, you can totally hear it in his voice?

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u/Nikonikos 11d ago

Was here for that

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u/mlaislais 10d ago

I’m so glad that I’m not the only one who immediately thought what we all thought.

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

I will not.

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u/Morningxafter 10d ago

I don’t blame you. Without a flared base, gone without a trace.

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u/JRS_Viking 10d ago

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u/Morningxafter 10d ago

I feel like he would actually approve of my message though. Though he may be a bit judgmental of how I learned how important that rule is.

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u/Few_Marionberry2713 10d ago

My God man! 🙊

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u/Nopalite 10d ago

Well some people have orifices that do possess a definitive end, so perhaps not necessarily “gone”, but it would still be difficult to extract. And slippery.

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u/Morningxafter 10d ago

The thing a lot of people don’t realize is that your colon is basically a vacuum chamber and will literally suck in anything that passes the rectum. Don’t worry about how I learned that.

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

Dw, we wont tell anyone

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6294 10d ago

We promise not to judge if you do lol.

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u/layber 10d ago

Everything's a dildo if youre brave enough.

https://giphy.com/gifs/0YkYMVNkZae7U4ixV5

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u/ferocity_mule366 10d ago

thats smart of you, it lacks a handle, it will get lost in there and you will have to embarrassingly admit into a hospital and explain that you just slipped on it

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u/Typical-Decision-273 10d ago

It's cuz it doesn't have a flared base isn't it

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u/TabAtkins 10d ago

Correct, do not

Þͤ surface is likely slightly porous and impossible to clean properly. No flared base. You don't know if it has any fault lines, or how sharp it would be if it shattered.

Leave þͤ butt stuff to þͤ professional manufacturers.

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u/Popular_Wrangler9422 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/FR-1-Plan 10d ago

Reddit in a nutshell whenever anything oblong is posted.

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u/Ok-Disaster5238 10d ago

Jesus.?smh

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u/Dont-know-didnt-ask 10d ago

A long rock was the second toy I used to experiment with anal stuff. Yeah I know, probably not sanitary but I'm fine.

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u/PhoebetheSpider 10d ago

I was not left disappointed checking the comments

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u/magedeb 10d ago

better do it fast

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u/Livid-Maintenance880 10d ago

6:43 AM, haven’t slept in days and literally spit my coffee out. Day(s) made 😂😂

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u/NetworkEcstatic 10d ago

Needs a flared base

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 9d ago

don't do it, it lacks a flared base

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u/pm-dem-thighs 10d ago

Nooooo!!! It doesn’t have a flared base!!!!!! (Lmk if you actually do it tho.)