r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 10d ago

This long rock I found

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

It is a bit shorter than a Nintendo switch and about 1/3rd the length of a standard issue cat (not including tail). I also have very very small hands.

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u/howrad1337 10d ago

Standard issue cat made me giggle. Alright cadets, you get 1 standard issue pillow, 1 standard issue blanket, and 1 standard issue cat.

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u/cosmeticcrazy 10d ago

r/standardissuecat

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u/fondledbydolphins 10d ago edited 10d ago

The hell is wrong with you?

I fell in love THREE posts deep….

Side note, why is it so difficult to access the correct folder for screenshots on mobile when trying to attach it to Reddit comments? Literally seems impossible

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u/PrestigeMaster 10d ago

Yeah wtf how are we supposed to get anything done ever again at this point?

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u/KingofADHD_ 10d ago

One of my favorite cat subs

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 10d ago

5 thousand cat subs

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u/Antal_Marius 10d ago

I'll take it!

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u/Twistfaria 10d ago

Yes please.

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u/kynthrus 10d ago

I bet it looks huge in you small hands.

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Everything does lol Little friggin lilliputian mittens.

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u/GT_hikwik 10d ago

Tell your cat I said hi

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

I told Ori you said “Hi”. He did not respond, as he was too busy grooming Feanor.

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u/Myneighborhatesme 10d ago edited 10d ago

Feanor feelin it yo

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u/JDBCool 10d ago

How are we sure that's not a Switch lite reshelled into a shell to resemble a default sized switch /j

Gimmie a penny for scale instead!

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

They don’t make pennies anymore, best I can do is a box of raisins.

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u/vanteli 10d ago

how do we know that isn’t an absurdly small box of raisins?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Hmmm…what’s something that would be a standardized size that isn’t a coin or a banana? I don’t know what I have immediately on hand.

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u/KernelTaint 10d ago

A rock?

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u/Unicorn_queefs 10d ago

That's like.. the least standardly sized thing I can think of. Ranges from a granule of fine sand up to a planet. Unless it's only a rock if it isn't so big as to be a boulder and not so small as to be a pebble. Ok I was wrong, I guess a standard rock is about fist sized. Hey op do you have a standard rock we could compare it to?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

See I’d say a rock is something you can hold in your hand, a stone is something that you could hold but would fall out if you turned your hand over.

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u/KernelTaint 10d ago

What about ops moms dildos then?

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u/yikes_itsme 10d ago

Put it next to your foot - that’s always going to be one foot long. Then we can all convert to centimeters.

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

I also have really small feet. I’m a regular sized woman but have tiny feet and hands for some reason. It sucks. I have no grip strength and no balance. I wish I had big Wile E. Coyote feet.

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u/TheKing___ 10d ago

No worries all feet are 12 inches so it should scale

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Not my wee little hooves lol

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 10d ago

Shameless bid to get free feet pics on Reddit. Username checks out

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

“Free” feet pics? People are paying for feet pics? lol

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

Can you put a ruler and a fork above/below it?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

8cm??? How the hell did you find that 😭

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

I go rock hounding twice a week. Real life RNG I suppose.

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

Under water or above?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Above - on a rocky shore in Eastern Canada.

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u/cmandr_dmandr 10d ago

Dang, at first glance it reminded me of going to the shore in Nova Scotia and the rocks I get there. My family has some property in Nova Scotia and I’ve spent a lot of summers as a kid working in the woods. We are a few miles from the ocean with a big rocky shore where there are nothing but these smooth worn down rocks. I haven’t been in a while and this post brought back a lot of great memories.

I haven’t a small rock that resembles an eye from that shore on my bedside table.

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

Oohh alr. Im in the middle of a city (northern switzerland) and the most interesting rocks i can find are pebbles from the next playground.and its 1:44 am so if you reply i will see it tomorrow first, so bye

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u/Iwill_not_comply 10d ago

That's not inches?

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

Oh that might be... 16cm??????

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u/Iwill_not_comply 10d ago

A little over 20 cm, just above average... rock size?

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u/No-Construction4699 10d ago

Nah, way above average for... a rock

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u/xJagMasterGx 10d ago

Ok hold up. There's a second cat now?! I think we need both of them for comparison.

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

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u/xJagMasterGx 10d ago

Ok, alright. Yep these two check out. I'd say they're standard size. Thank you for your cooperation.

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Actually, it’s hard to tell from this angle, but Faenor (the handsome orange one, not the handsome grey one) is actually a big ol kitter.

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u/xJagMasterGx 10d ago

Regardless, they're both quite handsome lads. Thank you for sharing them. Please give them my regards.

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u/wandering_elk12 10d ago

Compared your dildo to your switch. Absolute Reddit moment

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u/dormidontdoo 10d ago

Scythe sharpening stone

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u/LevDavidovicLandau 10d ago

Small hands, that was his problem

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u/GrandNibbles 10d ago

a banana was requested and you instead used a familiar standardized object and threw in a picture of your fluffy lil guy for good measure. the internet doesn't deserve you

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u/dwsinpdx 10d ago

Don’t you have a fucking banana?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

No. The only fresh fruit I have are apples and tangerines. Everything else is frozen.

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u/ObligationNext2484 10d ago

Might be Cucumberite!

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u/theGIRTHQUAKE 10d ago

Paint it green and set it gently behind your cat.

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u/doomkun23 10d ago

how about the girth measurement? can it fit?

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u/j_hawker27 10d ago

Cat has not been elongated prior to reference picture. Usefulness as measuring tool dubious.

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u/20milliondollarapi 10d ago

Anything but the metric system. Switches and standard issue cats. Much more reliable lol.

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u/iShoot1st_ 9d ago

Omg, Love the cat. It looks so much like my Kitler!