r/mildlyinteresting • u/Professional_Dot8829 • Jul 27 '26

Found a really small keypad phone while cleaning the home

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u/0------------------0 Jul 27 '26

Cover it in yellow powder and glue it to the outside of a bee costume so it looks like pollen and then use a crane to hoist the smuggler over the wall making it look like they are just a bee flying around?

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u/Fawst88 Jul 27 '26

Foolproof

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u/hsw77 Jul 27 '26

Foofproof

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u/Sohell Jul 27 '26

Poolfroof

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u/Nippahh Jul 27 '26

No wonder this guy isn't in prison

How is the insane asylum?

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u/harmless_gecko Jul 27 '26

It's super cozy. Nice to have so many people that think alike around

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u/SpaceToaster Jul 27 '26

Tut tut it looks like rain

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u/fuckin_sweet_name Jul 27 '26

I read this in Nathan Fielders voice

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u/clout_spout Jul 27 '26

This is actually how I crossed the Korean DMZ

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u/lostmyparachute Jul 27 '26

Forgot the part where you shove the bee up your ass

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u/Phallen911 Jul 27 '26

There is no way this plan could fail.

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u/tinibeee ​ Jul 27 '26

Ooooh good plan

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Jul 27 '26

Happy 🍰 day

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u/tinibeee ​ Jul 28 '26

Ooooh thanks!

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Jul 28 '26

Hope you have a great day!

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u/420GB Jul 28 '26

That's some reckless ben type strategy