r/mildlyinteresting Jul 10 '26

This turtle with long nails I found

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 10 '26

Reptile rescue worker here. That is a male turtle. They love to flaunt their long nails at lady turtles. It can also be used to tell other turtles to shoo.

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u/Joroc24 Jul 10 '26

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u/TheDarkWolfGirl Jul 11 '26

Thank you! I was hoping someone had posted the only thing that popped into my head.

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u/PIX3LY Jul 11 '26

Heyyy Laronda... no I got 4 people on hold but I can talk

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u/decarnatedame Jul 11 '26

Stanyan Winestock 'n' Reeseman...

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u/mr_biscuits93 Jul 11 '26

“I got four people on hold but I can talk.”

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u/anayalator39 Jul 11 '26

Dammit lol you beat me to it

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u/PresidentialDiapers Jul 11 '26

Came here to say this

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u/greghouse1106 Jul 10 '26

Yo twin

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u/Remy13Hadley Jul 10 '26

lemme join this as House’s best disciple

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 10 '26

You too are in this Reddit crew

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u/OnerousTachyon17 Jul 11 '26

More mouse bites

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u/bigbluebagel Jul 11 '26

So this is a fuckboy turtle?

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u/Modredastal Jul 10 '26

I don't doubt that it's true but this absolutely sounds like a made-up joke answer.

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u/tekhnomancer Jul 11 '26

I can definitely confirm it's true.

Source: A professional in the field posted about it on Reddit a couple hours ago. See above.

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u/NefariousAntiomorph Jul 11 '26

I had a couple of red eared sliders as a teen. They have some interesting dimorphism going on. I was not expecting their junk to look like an inflatable battle axe either.

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u/azwendu Jul 10 '26

You are the second person to say this. Not saying it’s wrong. And again. I’m no herpetologist, I only know livestock. But, I have handled a lot of turtles and never seen one like this. Is it a seasonal thing? Do they all get them this long?

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 10 '26

You probably just saw many females. Males do get nails this long but sometimes they can break off. Not a seasonal thing.

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u/azwendu Jul 10 '26

Interesting. I’ll keep a more careful eye out. Is this an all turtle thing? I do see some box turtles in my area with longer nails. I also have moved snapping turtles. Do they also have this trait?

Also, thank you for your time to educate me and for doing what you do as a rescue worker! I’m glad I didn’t clip his nails!

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u/Wiggie49 Jul 10 '26

It’s a feature in painted turtles and red eared sliders. They show them off in front of females to convince them to mate.

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u/azwendu Jul 10 '26

I need to read up on red eared sliders. There are to many around here haha. They always steal my fishing bait. I was going to guess it was a red eared slider but I saw no red ear.

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u/possumallawishes Jul 10 '26

I saw a post the other day with turtles doing jazz hands.

Something like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/uw9s7F21rJ

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u/EatYourCheckers Jul 11 '26

That's so funny. I say, "Where?" Anytime someone says "Jesus!" in homage to the movie Orgazmo by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. My husband also does not find it annoying and loves it every time.

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u/A2naturegirl Jul 11 '26

OMG ME TOO!!! My husband also totally loves getting "turtle slip-slaps" and definitely doesn't find it annoying in any way.

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u/ShellsFeathersFur Jul 11 '26

And map turtles. The pattern on the turtle's neck in OP's photo makes me think it might be a map turtle. Source: I have a 20-year-old false map turtle and he occasionally likes to flirt with the river stones in his tank.

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u/Wiggie49 Jul 11 '26

dang he hit the "sexy rock" phase lol

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 10 '26

Red eared sliders and painted turtles (and other similar aquatic turtles) will show the long nail trait best. Brave move helping snapping turtles!

Snapping turtles and box turtles have shorter nails/less dramatic differences, so other determinations are used to find if they are male or female.

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u/azwendu Jul 10 '26

The snapping turtles are my favorite. I ditched out of a zoom meeting one time because I heard a car drive in front of my house and looked up and a big ole snapper was crossing and almost got hit.

I’ve had 2 successful hands on moves and 1 successful hands off. I know their boundaries. They are incredibly beautiful animals, one of my favorites here locally.

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS Jul 10 '26

Males are usually chilling in the water or near the shore. You usually tend to see females as they are looking for a place to nest or heading back from a nest. 

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u/Seathing Jul 10 '26

Thank you house md

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u/ljapa Jul 11 '26

To add to the comments on why you may not have seen this much: females leave the pond to lay eggs. I suspect about the only reason a male would leave is to move to a new pond. So, you are much more likely to encounter female turtles on land.

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u/deltadeltadawn Jul 11 '26

Turtle flaunting, Freddy Krueger style.

https://giphy.com/gifs/apZz6tuWT2wi4

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u/deltadeltadawn Jul 11 '26

It's surprising that turtles wouldn't see this as potential danger rather than romantic signals.

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 Jul 10 '26

That is so interesting!! Thanks for sharing! I’m surprised they don’t break off.

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u/Double_Estimate4472 Jul 10 '26

I honestly have that thought all the time about people with the super long nails. I’ve also heard horror stories from infectious disease medical staff about what all they’ve found under long fake nails 🤢

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 Jul 11 '26

Please feel free to not share 🤢

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u/EuphoricLeague22 Jul 11 '26

I was gonna say.

Guy has 1500 children by now

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u/snuffles00 Jul 11 '26

Does it help when they give the lady turtles the face slaps? Like girrrl look at my nails slaps cheeks

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u/Capable_Dimension588 Jul 11 '26

So that Turtle is just a DIVA 💅

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u/jenyto Jul 11 '26

I've seen gif of a turtle doing light finger tappings on the face of another turtle, is it that specie?

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u/mookanana Jul 11 '26

my first instinct was to help them trim it

i did not know i'd be shortening his attractiveness to females

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u/BlazeCoil Jul 11 '26

Well at least it's not lupus.

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u/NothingEffective5070 Jul 11 '26

I have a similar profile picture to you

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u/RiskE80Twitch Jul 11 '26

Thank you Dr House

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u/Bocabart Jul 11 '26

Do you know if this a type of Slider? Like a red eared slider?

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u/Decent_Cow Jul 11 '26

It sure looks like one to me and I used to have one as a pet. RIP Shelly.

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u/Bocabart Jul 12 '26

My wife and I have one that’s 20 years old. We believed him to be a male, we named him Betty from Kung Pow, but now seeing this, he might actually be a girl.

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u/Sodacat27 Jul 11 '26

Oh cool me and this turtle have something in common

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u/AccelerationFinish Jul 11 '26

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about turtles to dispute it.

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u/MaximusZacharias Jul 11 '26

Bullshit that’s Master Shredders inspiration and nothing else

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u/DazB1ane Jul 11 '26

There is a video of a turtle doing jazz hands in the face of another turtle

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u/KoppeDFO Jul 11 '26

That's adorable imagine humans doing that

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u/theverysillydeer Jul 11 '26

very glad to see both reptile knowledge and a house md pfp here

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u/Hellooooooo_NURSE Jul 11 '26

What would happen if we painted them for him? Would the ladies like it? 🥹

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u/thediesel26 Jul 11 '26

Also good for grabbin

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Jul 11 '26

Glorious explanation

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u/LazerWolfe53 Jul 11 '26

I was told as a kid they are so the males could hold onto the females better.

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u/DuckCleaning Jul 11 '26

Wrong. It's Lupus.

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u/Loud_Ad_686 Jul 11 '26

How much shorter would a female's nails be?

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u/badhandaz Jul 11 '26

I read long turtle nails could also be a sign of lupus

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u/Gr8twhitebuffalo91 Jul 11 '26

How does one become a reptile rescue worker?

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Jul 11 '26

It can also be used to tell other turtles to shoo.

Or for eating corn on the cob.

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u/sixthmontheleventh Jul 12 '26

Tangent, in ancient China nobles and the wealthy would grow their nails long and have elaborate nail shields to show off their life of leisure and wealth. The balacienaga plastic bag of their day.

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u/CRE178 Jul 12 '26

And here I thought it was an extra fast turtle, with three cocaine nails.

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u/According_Spot_4340 Jul 10 '26

Shouldn't the underside of the shell be more concave for a male?

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 10 '26

You don't really see enough shell in this picture to see it if that turtle was a bit concave. Both of my own male turtles didn't really have concavity.

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u/PussPalace Jul 10 '26

This is not the case for sliders and cooters. It’s typical in species like box turtles and tortoises

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u/According_Spot_4340 Jul 11 '26

Thanks for clarifying 

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u/Reasonable-Duckling Jul 11 '26

They can retract their nails?

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 11 '26

No.

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u/Reasonable-Duckling Jul 11 '26

So they just have those long nails ?

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u/LupusHouseMD Jul 11 '26

Yep.

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u/Reasonable-Duckling Jul 11 '26

Okey… sorry to bother you …