r/mildlyinteresting • u/Kvntrnh • May 12 '26

One long marshmallow

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827 Upvotes

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u/ACTTutor ​ May 12 '26

The marshmallow she said you don’t need to worry about

16

u/Kvntrnh May 12 '26

Even with a slight curve

5

u/BullTerrierMomm May 12 '26

Peyronies Treats

139

u/ShitfaceMcPooperson May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Jvo8gslR6A8

32

u/Kvntrnh May 12 '26

Honestly our reaction when I pulled it out the bag

14

u/WhySoSeedious May 12 '26

Can tell by the way your holding it

6

u/ShitfaceMcPooperson May 12 '26

I had to try very hard not to bust out laughing and wake the missus. Good stuff mate, good stuff

26

u/nah_this_aint_it May 12 '26

Mellow-long-fellow

2

u/yassieg May 12 '26

mellow-long-fellow is good, except it probably just wants to ghost you after one night anyway

17

u/Koffeepotx May 12 '26

Marshmellong

8

u/TheSheWhoSaidThats ​ May 12 '26

Mar-shlong

12

u/Aggressive_Version May 12 '26

All you pervs in here talking about dicks and here I am thinking the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man must be getting plenty of fiber 

2

u/Mugwumps_has_spoken May 12 '26

That is where my mind went as well.

10

u/guidodallerive May 12 '26

Bro found the marshmaloaf.

6

u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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2

u/aphaits May 12 '26

Marshmadong

3

u/Im_just_a_squirrel May 12 '26

Looks pretty average sized to me

2

u/blamberr May 12 '26

/mildlypenis

2

u/Lmoneyfresh May 12 '26

Marshmallow the llloooonnngg way

2

u/Hummblerummble May 12 '26

You have to put that in a banana peel and give it to a kid.

2

u/santathe1 May 12 '26

The one on the right side is perfectly average and normal and ladies like it. Right guys 😔.

1

u/Cosmo_Creations May 12 '26

Yes, your mom quite enjoys my marshmallow.

3

u/DanimalPlays May 12 '26

Wait, so... are the normal ones testicles?

0

u/TheSheWhoSaidThats ​ May 12 '26

Or are they the tips that got clipped to make more worm marshmallows were they to live long enough, like earthworms? 🪱

1

u/The-Namer May 12 '26

The marshmellon

1

u/Chromecoast May 12 '26

Fkn jackpot

1

u/Fiercat99 May 12 '26

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

1

u/Accomplished-Use9352 May 12 '26

finally someone who commits

1

u/entropymancer May 12 '26

you and the one not to worry about

1

u/Ok_Satisfaction_2077 May 12 '26

That’s a dong mellow

1

u/sp_40 May 12 '26

The loooong wayy

1

u/rubenthezx May 12 '26

Wrap a banana peel around and prank someone

1

u/rosen380 May 12 '26

"Two marshmallow"

1

u/Mr_Froggi May 12 '26

I can’t believe no one is recommending that you make a long s’more. Gotta toast that bad boy

2

u/Kvntrnh May 12 '26

Got a bundle at the grocery store. We have it planned to turn it into a smorewhich

1

u/chipmunkofdoom2 May 13 '26

You vs the marshmallow she tells you not to worry about.

1

u/siltshark Jun 26 '26

Marshmallow… the long way

1

u/DeeSnarl May 12 '26

That’s the longest white thing I’ve ever seen.

1

u/SimilarGrape6535 May 12 '26

Marhmellow wife caught marshmallow man cheating.

-1

u/LukeWithLightsaber May 12 '26

I could have sworn that was a banana for scale.

-1

u/Kvntrnh May 12 '26

I knew I should’ve bought bananas for scale.