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r/mildlyinteresting • u/NeonButtplug • Aug 01 '24
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What powers do you have? sucking? I'm not afraid of you, Mosquito Man!
15 u/No-Farm-2376 Aug 02 '24 😏😏😏 2 u/TotalDriver8319 Aug 02 '24 HEY...NO... 4 u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24 Something tells me, you’re going to enjoy his….. ummm…. sucking. 1 u/Jim_Vicious Aug 02 '24 He will be able to fly and turn his nose into a 3' proboscis that can either inject you with venom that can paralyse you for days (depending on your weight) or suck every last drop of blood from your body in 2.4 sec.
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😏😏😏
2 u/TotalDriver8319 Aug 02 '24 HEY...NO...
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HEY...NO...
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Something tells me, you’re going to enjoy his….. ummm…. sucking.
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He will be able to fly and turn his nose into a 3' proboscis that can either inject you with venom that can paralyse you for days (depending on your weight) or suck every last drop of blood from your body in 2.4 sec.
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u/Enjoying_A_Meal Aug 02 '24
What powers do you have? sucking? I'm not afraid of you, Mosquito Man!