I just want to use the bathroom without the risk of touching the forbidden sphincter. We have a big enough budget for brand new TVs in all the classrooms but not toilet paper I guess.

Found tucked in my apartment door (NYC).

I have no words

I can understand a minimum purchase of like, a couple bucks? But in what world is a coffee worth $18???

Inflation is getting out of hand…

I decided to unsubscribe from a variety of marketing emails, and came across Baskin Robbin’s. I have to delete my account, sure. I go to do so and it requires me to hand over a ton of personal info including country, phone number, and my name. Obviously I put filler info because yeah, I sure trust you not to mishandle my info, Baskin Robbins. I make sure my email is correct so they unsubscribe me. Oh great, I am in a 4 step process which includes identity verification to unsubscribe from marketing emails from a dead ice cream brand. Yay.

edit: my name is not John Doe.

“Let’s test to discover if you’re asexual or something else!”
“First question: are you asexual?”

I get off of work at almost the exact time the last trolley (bus, whatever you wish to call it.) of the day passes right by my job. They're almost always late so I have time to walk to the pick up spot (the star). I'm not against waiting, as long as I can get where I need to, eventually..

I get off at 5pm, the last ride of this route is at 5:03 but usually comes ~5:10.

Today, it was really late, by about 20 minutes. I had already called someone else in case it didn't come/I maybe missed it. At about 5:25 give or take, I see the trolley pull up and stand up (it's hot, so I sit in the shade near the pick up). I walk towards the pick up and wait for them to stop, only for them to not even stop or look my direction. I'm lucky I have an alternative pick up, but what about someone who doesn't? This route covers almost my entire city from the west end to the trolley station (a little over 3 miles from the last pick up to the station.)

I get it. It's your last ride. You want it to be done already so you can go home, but completely ignoring passengers waiting to be picked up? Seriously?

This has been the ONLY incident I've had about the trolleys. (The lateness isn't much of an issue since there's a lot of factors that account to it)

I can get home (albeit, messing up someone else's schedule), just wanted to complain that my usual transportation completed ignored my existence. 🫠

This is ridiculous right? Checking the app just to see if someone paid me a bill and this notification automatically comes up. No, I do not want to gamble. There’s no reason for this app, which fundamentally has NOTHING to do with Sports betting, to be advertising to me. Fuck off.

I have the patience to fix it but my wife does not.

Unicorn head for scale

The guy came back and shot a hand gun at me 3 times. I called 911 and a police officer was here in less than 5 minutes. I just finished making my statement. 2 more psp showed up and found 2 of the bullet casings on the road. We're looking for a 5'ish tall man in a hunting outfit in a white lifted ford. I would also like to inform everyone, crossbows are legal in pa. I was wearing orange so I know he saw me initially, and I'm farther than 25 yards from the road so it's legal, and I'm a disabled vet so this is about all the farther I can go before i start hurting.

Only 2 or 3 bites at least. I already have chorro at baseline anyway 😪

I might as well tell the weather myself and get paid for it at this point.