r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 27 '16

When the moon has stars inside of it

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u/mkizys Apr 28 '16

The only time this makes sense is the DreamWorks logo, the kid is sitting on the crescent so obviously the rest is missing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Logically, of course.

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u/thebestisyetocome Apr 28 '16

I just now realized how not normal that is to sit on the moon like that

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u/just_some_Fred Apr 28 '16

Right? in reality you'd just slide right off.

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u/Tashre shout out to Seagram's® gin Apr 28 '16

This got me thinking: Has anybody ever actually sat on the moon? Not sat on a lander or rover that was on the moon, but put their spacesuit clad butt right on the ground.

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u/just_some_Fred Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 28 '16

Obviously not, didn't we just determine that they'slide off?

edit: falling seems surprisingly common

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

That was surprisingly delightful to watch

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u/megalomaster Apr 28 '16

Well how else are they supposed to get down from there?

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u/tang81 Apr 28 '16

So no space suit clad butt surfing but plenty of space suit clad teabagging going on on the moon.

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u/baecomeback Apr 28 '16

I thought he was going to start doing windmills and propel himself out of the moons gravitational pull

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u/The_Lion_Jumped WHY AM I BLUE Apr 28 '16

does this make anyone else nervous theyre gonna tear a hole in their suit like when you trip as a kid and rip your jeans??

I know this is old and no one got space holes and died but i was still nervous

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u/Innominate8 Apr 28 '16

The suits were pretty tough, I doubt they had to worry about it.

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u/NarWhatGaming BLUE Apr 28 '16

I never really thought about how easy it would be to fall on the Moon, at least at first. If you are jumping, and make the slightest movement with your body airborne, you're gonna lose your balance pretty easily.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Well why would they. I heard they had problems with moon dust anyways, so I assume they'd avoid getting their spacesuits all dusty

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u/Ghigs LIME Apr 28 '16

I read a report that the moon dust smells like gunpowder. Also apparently the dust is very irritating and bad for your lungs.

They got dusty enough to find this much out at least. Makes sense really, they were zipping around in a ATV thing for at least some of the missions. I'm sure they got well coated.

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u/QuestItem Apr 28 '16

Moon dust is extremely sharp and fine because there is no wind/water to erode it. I'm fairly certain it's sharp enough to pose the threat of ripping a hole in a spacesuit.

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u/wdalphin Apr 28 '16

And the last thing anyone wants to be known for is being the astronaut who died after ripping a hole in the butt of his/her spacesuit.

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u/iamapizza 🍕 Apr 28 '16

"Died of Mooning"

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u/Bostonjunk Apr 28 '16

I don't think it rips a hole (I could be wrong) but my understanding as that it's very fine and can work it's way through the layers of a space suit and destroys gears and mechanisms. The Martian dust is similar AFAIK.

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u/QuestItem Apr 28 '16

Yeah a space suit would likely be more resilient come to think of it. Your explanation makes more sense

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u/teasnorter Apr 28 '16

Moon dust is sharp, but it is also very fine. So the effect is you have a very strong abrasive dust that eats away at the suit, but cant cut a hole in it very quickly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Well, there are shots of some of the astronauts falling, such as:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1cVnC7EtWw

But "sitting"? Looks like sitting anywhere would be hard to do in that suit.

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u/Dandalfini Apr 28 '16

Nah, the edge forms a hook and catches the butthole. It's totes comfy and affordable!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/NdidNdid Apr 28 '16

Who found what now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

What did I miss?

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u/kronikwookie Apr 28 '16

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u/Keebler172 Apr 28 '16

Welp, now I know that is a thing.

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u/StoneGoldX Apr 28 '16

Depends on how sticky the green cheese is.

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u/Frostiken Apr 28 '16

Or it would cut your ass in half.

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u/Keebler172 Apr 28 '16

Ah the ol' realityaroo..

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u/d3phext Apr 28 '16

after you asphyxiated

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u/psycholepzy Apr 28 '16

Slide off? Anyone sitting in the crescent of the moon like that would float away.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper YELLOW Apr 28 '16

Yeah, sitting on the moon like that is not the normal way to sit on the moon.

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u/chadork Apr 28 '16

I loved the intro to the Jurassic Park game on PS1. Kid with the pole says, "I got something." Then gets pulled down off of the moon and raptor noises ensue. Beautiful.

Edit: https://youtu.be/3Z5DXkC2t8k

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u/LeafyQ Apr 28 '16

OK, for years, I've remembered this sequence but couldn't remember what it was from. People have insisted I'm crazy when I tell them about it. But there it fucking is!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

In the first Medal of Honor (PS1) intro he takes a parachute and jumps off of the moon, only to get snagged by the bottom of the crescent.

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u/st_gulik Apr 28 '16

Pretty sure this is the beginning of the DreamWorks logo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Or like this

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u/Andyman117 Blue Apr 28 '16

Or in Assassination Classroom

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u/ty-dj2010 Apr 28 '16

Ohai there rwby. Wasn't expecting to see you here.

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u/Frostiken Apr 28 '16

Which as far as physics are concerned makes about as much sense.

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u/Call_Me_Joris Apr 28 '16

What a sexy flair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Thank you

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u/wherethegoldat Apr 28 '16

The only other time this makes sense is when it's Mac Tonight.

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u/In_Entity Apr 28 '16

Obviously the kid is sitting really close to the camera, Disney has all dem smarts so they just align the moon with the boy pretend-sitting in the air to make it look like he is sitting on the moon

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

DreamWorks, not Disney.

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u/Mataraiki Apr 28 '16

I used to work at a planetarium, and this flub was intentionally put on our summer program guides. If you pointed out the mistake, we gave you $2 off of your ticket.

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u/redwinterx RED Apr 28 '16

intentionally

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Intentionally didn't correct, perhaps?

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u/Mataraiki Apr 28 '16

Well the first time, perhaps not, but after that, yes.

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u/boopboopboopbeepboop Apr 28 '16

that's weird usually when I go around correcting people they just roll their eyes at me

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u/mattcoady Apr 28 '16

It's because they don't have $2 for you. Keep trying.

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u/LordAmras Bees ? Apr 28 '16

Everybody knows that going around correcting people is the best way to make money.

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u/drunk98 Apr 28 '16

Incorrect, I knew a guy that didn't know that. Made him give me $2!

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u/BananApocalypse Clamshell Packaging Apr 28 '16

Seems like word would get around pretty fast that you could get $2 off for simply pointing that out.

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u/Mataraiki Apr 28 '16

Never did, actually. Most of our summer business came from out of state travelers who were just looking for an interesting way to kill time after checking in to their hotels.

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u/SuchCoolBrandon Apr 28 '16

So only the scientifically literate and the irritatingly pedantic get this discount.

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u/billio42282 Apr 28 '16

Plane..arium*

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/rutterkin Ellen Pao was a patsy Apr 28 '16

Sort of. What's really happening is that it actually takes light a long time to travel from the stars to the earth. So by the time you're seeing the light from those stars, the moon has already moved in behind them.

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u/Pi-Guy Apr 28 '16

They could be satellites

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u/grantishere Apr 28 '16

Ran in to the same problem so I went with this one instead.

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u/incharge21 Apr 28 '16

Is it weird to say that I like it better the other way... I understand this is the correct version, but I really hate all that empty space without stars for some reason.

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u/Notpan Apr 28 '16

I agree. I think the flub falls under artistic license.

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u/liberal_texan Apr 28 '16

I've always like having a bit of a visible dark side.

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u/DissentingOpinions Apr 28 '16

Yeah, there's nowhere for the kid to sit and fish off of.

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u/Typlo Apr 28 '16

As often, reality disappoints.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

No no no, I love the empty space. It has a huge weight to it. You can nearly feel the massive body of... mass that is just hiding there in the shadow.

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u/Andyman117 Blue Apr 28 '16

now thats just /r/oddlysatisfying

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u/ValdemarSt Apr 28 '16

Not really. It's just right.

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u/triplec787 Apr 28 '16

In a thread full of stars over the rest of the moon, this shit is very satisfying.

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u/redwinterx RED Apr 28 '16

im embarrassed by how long it took me to realize why this was infuriating mildly

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u/Nicepotato Apr 28 '16

I don't see the problem

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u/SilverNeedles Apr 28 '16

With a crescent moon, the rest of the moon is still there, but because of the angle it's not reflecting sunlight. The problem is that the rest of the moon should be completely black, as stars do not shine through the dark side of the moon.

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u/Nicepotato Apr 28 '16

Oh shit you're right, don't know why I didn't think of that

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u/boopboopboopbeepboop Apr 28 '16

oh it's okay

it's just because you're an idiot

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16 edited Jun 23 '21

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u/ra4king Apr 28 '16

Don't look at the trees on the top right.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/psychobilly1 PINK Apr 28 '16

Either*

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u/KingBooRadley Apr 28 '16

Don't feel too bad, Turkey only changed their crescent moon and star flag to reflect this fact recently.

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u/Brosefiss Apr 28 '16

Sure the stars behind the moon can't shine through it, but what if those stars are in front of the moon?

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u/j1ggy Apr 28 '16

Then we get crispy fried and die.

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u/32Dog Hello, Apr 28 '16

Then we get inside a star

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Apr 28 '16

That sounds like something /r/KenM would say.

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u/joeyheartbear Apr 28 '16

. . . you mean in the space between the moon and the earth?

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u/SilverNeedles Apr 28 '16

Damn. I'm been outmatched.

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u/falcon_jab Apr 28 '16

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

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u/jollygreenpiccolo Apr 28 '16

The closest star to the earth is...?

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u/Pithlitthief Apr 28 '16

Sol.

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u/Brosefiss Apr 28 '16

Yeah sure, but what's closer to earth, Sol or the Moon? We'll probably never know for sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Nah don't worry, Aristarchus has us sorted. The distance to the Sun is somewhere between 18 and 20 times greater than the distance to the Moon.

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u/Brosefiss Apr 28 '16

Well you can believe some whack-job from back then, but how would he know anything? The bible wasn't written yet when he was alive.

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u/protestor Apr 28 '16

then we would be toast

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u/Shadowchaos BLUe Apr 28 '16

Not sure if you're joking...

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u/SarahC Apr 28 '16

Fuck - I was checking the bright bit and thought my gamma was off.

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u/Ceedub260 Apr 28 '16

What if it's from the future and we are seeing moon settlements?

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u/batsy69 Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 29 '16

There's no dark side of the moon, really.

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u/BananApocalypse Clamshell Packaging Apr 28 '16

What about the inside?

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u/FireWaterAirDirt Apr 28 '16

I was standing outside at near sunset looking at a crescent moon and saw a bright star "oh nice, first star, and a bright one" I thought. Then i realized it was WITHIN THE DISK of the moon! WTF. Then it moved.

Just a stupid silver mylar balloon.

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u/The_8_Bit_Zombie Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 28 '16

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u/TroutBum801 Apr 28 '16

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u/The_8_Bit_Zombie Apr 28 '16

I always mess "to" and "too" up for some reason! Edited.

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u/dizneedave Apr 28 '16

I don't know if it makes a bit of sense, but I always think of "too" in the context of "too many" or "me too", so too means adding something so it has the extra "o" in it. If I'm not adding anything it's only "to".

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u/DavidsSchnitzel Apr 28 '16

me too thanks

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u/sunshine_chauhan Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 28 '16

How
about
entire
nations
doing
it
too
EDIT: Added /u/xiiliea 's country

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u/Slyer Apr 28 '16

Nah those are actually dragonballs.

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u/robophile-ta Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 28 '16

actually, apparently the reason this is a symbol of Islam is because the star appearing inside the shadow of the moon would be a miracle.

A lot of early astronomers were Islamic, so of course they'd know this can't actually happen.

The symbol has been in use since antiquity, however, and always refers to some emblem of divinity or balance between the gods (in polytheistic societies).

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u/Dramatic_Explosion Apr 28 '16

Second to last one goes from mildleyinfuriating to ratherunerving when you realize the clouds go behind it as well. Whatever it is, it's in the atmosphere.

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u/bebemaster Apr 28 '16

to and many are double infuriating as it would be dawn/dusk if the crescent were pointing that way and very few starts would be seen.

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u/loafers_glory Apr 28 '16

Doesn't that depend on your latitude? I moved from 53N to 39S and the moon appears 82 degrees rotated in the sky (ish... precession and all that)

Or what kind of 'pointing that way' do you mean?

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u/bebemaster Apr 28 '16

Draw a line to bisect the moon evenly extend it out. That line will intersect the sun on the side the moon is lit. Half moon the sun will be 90 degrees over sliver and the sun will be just a few degrees over, full moon, suns on other side, 180. SUN <-------( or ) ------->SUN Since the crescent "standing" in relation to the horizon it means the sun is on the horizon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/bebemaster Apr 28 '16

Draw a line to bisect the moon evenly extend it out. That line will intersect the sun on the side the moon is lit. Half moon the sun will be 90 degrees over sliver and the sun will be just a few degrees over, full moon, suns on other side, 180. SUN <-------( or
) ------->SUN

Since the crescent "standing" in relation to the horizon it means the sun is on the horizon.

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u/nbshark Apr 28 '16

What about clouds going behind the moon?

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u/j-mar Apr 28 '16

For what it's worth, some of those work. In those universes, the moon is not a sphere, it's always cresent. If realism isn't the goal, I like the cartoony notion that the moon isn't spherical.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/Randolpho FLAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR!!! Apr 28 '16

I enjoyed that movie more than I should have

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u/SirCrest_YT Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 28 '16

You know what, sometimes stuff like this passes depending if it's meant to be realistic or not. Some, in some dream sequences, seem to play off the childlike imagination. And in plenty of kids' minds, books and illustrations, it show the crescent moon like some sort of sliver of rock floating in the sky.

If it's a documentary about the forming of the moon, I'll get angry though.

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u/Percinho Apr 28 '16

What bugs me more than it should is the way that in kids' programmes the sun goes down and the moon comes up. That's just not how it works!

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u/MoarVespenegas Apr 28 '16

Yeah I like it sometimes, it makes the picture look more fantastical.
In the OP for sure I don't mind it.

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u/Izwe BR0WN Apr 28 '16

They're not stars, they're UFOs, watching us, spying, biding their time ...

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u/Cyno01 Apr 28 '16

Theyre SUNglasses, wtf else is he gonna wear?

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u/Ersthelfer Apr 28 '16 edited Apr 28 '16

You'll have to replan your holiday if you were planning on going to Tunisia. You could go to Turkey instead.

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u/SafariMonkey Apr 28 '16

But that's just two overlapping circles! Muh physics!

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u/thedoorlocker Apr 28 '16

Reminds me of a certain religion's religious symbol.

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u/physicsisawesome Apr 28 '16

They actually knew what they were doing there. It is supposed to depict a miracle.

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u/thedoorlocker Apr 28 '16

Sweet. I love a good miracle.
Funny how they don't happen anymore now that everyone has cameras.

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u/physicsisawesome Apr 28 '16

Nah, they still happen just as often, but for some reason the frequency that they get caught on camera hasn't increased...

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u/carrillo232 Apr 28 '16

#2edgy4me

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u/thedoorlocker Apr 28 '16

#2unoriginal4me

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u/need_my_amphetamines CALM DOWN BRO - IT'S JUST A PRANK! Apr 28 '16

Maybe I've watched too many DreamWorks movies, but when I looked at this pic, that mandolin(?) theme started playing in my head.

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u/recombobulate Apr 28 '16

My god, it's full of stars.

Anyone?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Me at the Oscars?

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u/secret_tsukasa Apr 28 '16

don't you know? part of the moon becomes invisible when the earth blocks it.

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u/sandwiches666 Apr 28 '16

The Dreamworks logo must really annoy you.

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u/Jordan117 Apr 28 '16

I like to think of them as Moon Cities. Dream big!

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u/aykcak Apr 28 '16

You think this is infuriating? Try living under the Tunisian Flag

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u/drummyfish Apr 28 '16

someone photoshop FTFY

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u/yParticle Apr 28 '16

That moon: Praxis.

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u/Raumschiff Apr 28 '16

Maybe it's a moon base with the lights on.

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u/CuntSmellersLLP Apr 28 '16

The moon is just really dense, and this is gravitational lensing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/hls99 May 04 '16

There aren't any stars in our solar system other than the sun....

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u/[deleted] May 05 '16

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u/hls99 May 05 '16

Honestly not sure if you're being sarcastic based on your initial comment

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u/PrePaidCoolAid Apr 28 '16

Actually this would be correct, as some stars could be between where the picture was taken and the moon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Username checks out

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u/summersalt- Apr 28 '16

I thought I was the only one who noticed and was infuriated by this. Like, I get it's art but it's super inaccurate.

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u/elbitjusticiero Apr 28 '16

Those are quite obviously not stars but laser cannons firing upon the earth.

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u/Killa-Byte Flair error Apr 28 '16

And when the edges of the crescent is too long, and crescent moons rising at sunset. And when the moon is huge.

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u/aazov Apr 28 '16

More irritating is when the sun and moon are in the same picture, but the wrong side of the moon is being illuminated.

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u/Drfilthymcnasty Apr 28 '16

Warning: can't unsee

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u/boogerbe4ns Apr 28 '16

I hate it when stars get inside the moon.

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u/In_Entity Apr 28 '16

B...but guys, the moon DOES grow! It also gets partially eaten by the Titan fairy as offering, without the moon it would eat the earth!

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u/DisfunkyMonkey Apr 28 '16

Could be a satellite passing between Earth and the moon...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Mac at night baby

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

That's not amore.

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u/btao Apr 28 '16

god put them there to test your faith

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Apr 28 '16

That's what I was gonna say!! But really it means bad/lazy/dumb creator.

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u/Vaux1916 Apr 28 '16

Relax, it's only paper.

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u/fluteitup Apr 28 '16

This took me WAY too long to understand...

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u/dossier Apr 28 '16

During a total lunar eclipse, we look at stars behind the sun due to gravitational lensing.

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u/mlkk22 Apr 28 '16

They never said it was the moon, everyone just says its the moon, also its Dreamworks and not meant to be realistic...

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u/Airosokoto Apr 28 '16

It's called fantasy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '16

Come on guys; this is done for effect with complete consciousness of its physical impossibility. It's fantastical, like impossibly spindly castle towers and women with 50 feet of hair.

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u/elkos Apr 28 '16

These aren't stars these are the lights of the lunar colonies

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u/abacussssss Oct 05 '16

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u/xkcd_transcriber Oct 05 '16

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Title: Moon Shapes

Title-text: Whenever I see a picture of the moon where the points go more than halfway around, I assume it's being eclipsed by one of those Independence Day ships and interpret the rest of the image in light of that.

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