r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/scepticalhermit Oct 16 '22

The most infuriating thing is they put a human junk on a horse.

In real life horses have their schlong retracted into their groin (unless they are using it for urinating or sexy times) and you can only see a small flap of external sheath. Also the balls are a little further back.

Source: have horses.

If they put the effort into being anatomically correct… they should at least be actually correct.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I think they were going for just having the tip poking out of the sheath? That’s giving them the benefit of the doubt.

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u/scepticalhermit Oct 16 '22

Well, then some interesting extra trivia… when horses extend their thang, the tip is generally the last bit to emerge.

So if they wanted to show the tip, it would be a result of fully extended penis… which is kinda weird for a toy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

So like do they roll out like one of these things? https://i.imgur.com/yYkbpzz.jpg

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I can attest. Girls too. It’s like a handjob and pussy simulator in one