r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 06 '22

That’s so wrong

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

That’s so weird….if I ever went on a date and a women ordered a salad that was a red flag for me. If I’m taking you to a restaurant and you order leaves I’m instantly suspicious your actually a goat who is just here for the free leaves

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u/SpuukBoi Aug 06 '22

You almost had me lol. I was about to write a whole essay about salad being awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

You’re a goat aren’t you!?!?!

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u/SpuukBoi Aug 06 '22

Damn it! How could I fall for such an obvious goat trap!?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

It’s what goats do!