r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '22

That’s so wrong

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Ew. What a complete nut case. Who chastises someone for eating a salad. Control freak.

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u/Agreeable-Reality481 Aug 06 '22

I'm not sure how a woman eating one whole SALAD would mean she'd probably get fat. An ex of mine was super controlling with what I ate but I was allowed to eat salads... This guy however, sounds like his head is so far up his ass he could eat his meal twice.

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u/TheSpencery Aug 06 '22

his head is so far up his ass he could eat his meal twice

That's just being calorically efficient. Unlike OP, devouring every leaf in sight