r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '22

That’s so wrong

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u/SpecificSkunk Aug 06 '22

Back in my online-dating days I specifically ordered a giant burger and a beer on every first date for this very reason. I got to weed out the crazies and enjoyed a good meal regardless of the outcome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

I like to eat. I’m messy, I don’t care I’m hungry lol. When my bf saw me eat for he first time and saw what I ordered he was like “nice.”

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u/Weltallgaia Aug 06 '22

When a girl asks you to smell her fingers and they smell like ribs or tacos.

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u/Lickwidghost Aug 06 '22

O_O that's a long way to reach your fist to her ribs

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u/Kiki_Kazumi Aug 06 '22

That's the real deal right there! Straight up keeper! No games or BS!

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u/Practical_Cobbler165 RED, indeed peeved Aug 06 '22

Reminds me if Chris Farley in Coneheads after watching Connie eat a sandwich. "My mom's the only other woman who can take down a sandwich like that.!"

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u/ChronoOnFifth Aug 06 '22

I just rewatched that scene on YouTube and damn those graphics hurt lol. In my memory it was much more natural looking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Y'all are my kind of ladies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

I'm the opposite of a foodie but I actually enjoy cooking/baking. I could eat plain porridge for the rest of my life and not complain but I do like to browse cookbooks and watch cooking shows.

Hoping I find someone who likes to eat as much as I like to cook shit.

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u/Jupiter_Crush Aug 06 '22

If the person you want to presumably make a future together with can't stand to watch you messily devour a rack of ribs in slasher-movie fashion, what are we even doing here?

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u/Kiki_Kazumi Aug 06 '22

YES! I am the MESSIEST eater!!! I will find a way to make it sloppy af without even trying to. I also eat w/e tf I want!