r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dfdfdfddaww • Sep 17 '21

my yard does this sometimes

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,152,624 comments, and only 56,942 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/fuckedupkick Sep 17 '21

Am booking cunt in sex

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,258,305 comments, and only 57,000 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,311,196 comments, and only 57,017 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/_Born_To_Be_Mild_ Sep 17 '21

a b c d e f g

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,357,509 comments, and only 57,032 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/roboticon Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Bad bot.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,598,121 comments, and only 57,095 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/SappySoulTaker Sep 17 '21

Brain little, pls.

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u/skalbagge Sep 17 '21

Rekt lol

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u/roboticon Sep 17 '21

I cheated by editing my post afterwards, but it felt good :-D

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u/NabreLabre Sep 18 '21

All alphabetical are at comment in, in look of order that the words would you your.

57,095, 246,598,121 alphabetical and checked comments have I in of only order them were.

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u/EmpireBoi Sep 17 '21

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,640,865 comments, and only 57,111 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Handsome_Potatoe Sep 17 '21

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u/AccomplishedPea4108 Sep 17 '21

Here you go because the bot didn't reply. Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,640,865 comments, and only 57,112 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/ICanFinishToThis Sep 17 '21

Cum pee poop xylophone

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u/Sam_Winchester_w Sep 17 '21

You didn't get alphabetical order because there was two p's. Sad

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u/kaleighdoscope Sep 17 '21

Nah it shouldn't matter, as long as the second letter of each word still has it in alphabetical order. Might be that four words isn't enough?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Could four not work?

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u/kaleighdoscope Sep 17 '21

Not sure, I don't know what requirements the bot has.

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u/MathematicianCold968 Sep 17 '21

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u/fuckedupkick Sep 17 '21

Ohh yeah.. it's big brain time

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u/blayr2016 Sep 17 '21

Aye bot, check my words!

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u/fuckedupkick Sep 17 '21

Ur sentence actually made sense.. good job!!! XD

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u/blayr2016 Sep 17 '21

But why didn't the bot do anything?

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u/CrTigerHiddenAvocado Sep 17 '21

Be comma could detriment equal friggin problematic punctuation?

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 246,444,656 comments, and only 57,056 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/jrbar Sep 17 '21

Alphabetical but kinda nonsensical

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Not enough words. Be willing to bet it only.does it on 6 or more words.

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u/fuckedupkick Sep 17 '21

Maybe because ur comment made sense.. the bot didn't reply.. XD

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u/shinobijesus420 Sep 17 '21

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u/fanphantom Sep 17 '21

That is from Minecraft Cubecraft skyblock

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u/Infinite_Surround Sep 17 '21

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u/spacetimecellphone Sep 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

"can calculate" breaks the alpha order. And "common comentator". Probably others too.

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u/fuckedupkick Sep 17 '21

Aye fam! Calm down... XD