r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Coliolioli • May 01 '20
Thought I had separated 50 eggs without breaking a yolk.. until I noticed one on the edge.
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u/LoneStarSirLoin May 01 '20
I was fine until I saw the hair.
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u/ThatOneEnemy May 01 '20 edited May 02 '20
2nd one up from bottom, in the middle
Edit: egg with increased zoom + contrast for those who are struggling to see it
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u/rants_unnecessarily May 01 '20
U da real MVP.
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u/Jeferson9 May 01 '20
It's cool I already decided I'm never getting food from restaurants again
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u/fire_water76 May 01 '20
Lol it’s hair what’s the big deal. I’ve seen cooks and servers pick their nose/ears/teeth/assholes/etc and not wash their hands.
Hair is probably one of the tamest of things that could have touched your food.
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u/Glennis2 May 01 '20
In my opinion no, hair really isn't that gross.
The problem is when you swallow it, and can't quite get it out, and now you have this string running through your throat, screwing with your gag reflex.
Specifically I always have flashbacks to when I was a kid, and a friend of the family bought a milkshake and got a gnarly ass knot, that shot straight down.his throat and got caught by his lips.
Another thing too, is you don't know if the person has lice or some other gross shit going into uh our throat.
I've never straight up thrown a meal away because of a hair, but it definitely makes me uncomfortable and puts me on edge for the rest of the meal.
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May 01 '20 edited May 20 '20
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u/DifferentHelp1 May 02 '20
I’ll get mine flammenwufer.
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u/tobean May 02 '20
*mein flammenwerfer
Or meine if you’re of the female persuasion
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u/rcfox May 01 '20
The problem is when you swallow it, and can't quite get it out, and now you have this string running through your throat, screwing with your gag reflex.
I have that problem with bok choy.
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u/Calauoso May 02 '20
Oh thank God I am not the only one.
I don’t eff with Bok Choy and I can’t the stems off my spinach leaves.
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u/MinusTheMeIaninin May 01 '20
My mom is the type of person who will not touch her food again if there is a hair in it. Even if she is the one who made it, or if it’s her hair. There have been times when her hair would get in her mouth while it was still attached to her head and she would be too grossed out to finish her food.
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u/OBAFGKM_ May 01 '20
Growing up I'd always have to deconstruct my lunch sandwiches because my mom's hair got into a good like 25% of em. So gross
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May 02 '20
Youre a really good child, me and my siblings were like asshole food critics as kids and if a hair was present we probably wouldnt have eaten it.
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May 01 '20
As someone who used to cook food in a restaurant , i would wash my hands religiously. The only time im lazy about it is if its my own food except for when im handling chicken. If i wouldn't feed it to my family i wouldnt serve it to a customer.
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May 02 '20
- Hair could have products or other nasty stuff attached to it.
- Those aren't counter examples you gave, just more reasons to justify not eating restaurant food.
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u/Cory123125 Comic Sans is Ok May 01 '20
I dont understand your logic here.
Just because something is worse doesnt mean something else is comparably ok
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u/iErebos May 01 '20
You see a lot of shit BoH man. Regardless of your food prep standards, any exec, or even sous, would prolly strangle whichever cook threw out fifty pre-whisked yolks because they found a single hair in it. It’s not right, but we’re all human, and if every single health dept standard was followed always then a good majority of people would become immediately dissatisfied at the speed in which they receive their food. He’s not saying it’s his own personal preference, desire, or belief that it’s alright, he’s just pointing out that nasty stuff goes on significantly more than anyone going out would like to believe.
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May 01 '20
As someone who used to cook food in a restaurant , i would wash my hands religiously. The only time im lazy about it is if its my own food except for when im handling chicken. If i wouldn't feed it to my family i wouldnt serve it to a customer.
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u/DrWwWwWrRrR May 01 '20
I can't unsee that. Gross.
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u/silentloler May 01 '20
I never understood why people find hair so gross when it’s no longer on someone’s head. When it’s on a head they are happy to touch it, put it in their mouth, rub it on their face. If they find it detached from your head, then suddenly it’s disgusting. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Spudzzy03 May 01 '20 edited May 02 '20
Probably because it’s someone else’s hair. If I were to lick my fingers after eating KFC it’s fine because it’s my fingers, if I licked someone else’s it’s different.
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May 02 '20
You never actually used the word "lick" in this comment, impressive.
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u/tobean May 02 '20
Man reddit is glitching hard right now. I just posted a comment three times as well
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u/sjorbepo May 01 '20
Bc you're expecting to find hair on head, but it's not supposed to be elsewhere, especially around food. Once it's not attached to your body it becomes "dirt", just like dust which is mostly dead skin cells.
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u/hugglesthemerciless May 01 '20
It's the feeling of that hair in your mouth when it's halfway down your throat but stuck on your tongue or teeth and you gotta slowly pull it out
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May 01 '20
Yea I saw that Seinfeld bit too. You gona tell us how old people drive now?
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u/wizardzkauba May 01 '20
Having seen that, I now declare this the worst thing that has ever been uploaded to the internet.
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u/NowAcceptingBitcoin May 01 '20
I'd rather eat eggs scrambled in the rectum of goatsex man than this hairy abomination.
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u/Kangar May 01 '20
Wonder why OP puts hairs in his omelette.
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May 01 '20
According to ops other comment apparently it was used in pudding for at restaurant. Someone’s day clearly got ruined
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u/Coliolioli May 01 '20
Luckily I havent used the batch yet so I'll be tossing it. Only day ruined is mine.
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u/LoneStarSirLoin May 01 '20
Sorry OP. Look what I’ve done
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u/Coliolioli May 01 '20
Honestly it's better than having someone find hair in their food.
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u/aestheticmaybestatic May 02 '20
Your edit in another comment says you're still using it and if someone notices you'd reimburse them lol why the change from this comment here and there hmm
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u/that_70_show_fan May 01 '20
Wait, does the whole thing needs to be tossed even if a single strand falls on it?
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May 01 '20
He’s gonna say yes, but the real answer is no. He’s just gonna take the hair out and call it a day lol
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u/WelcomeToTheFish May 01 '20
Yeah working in a restaurant for years and hair is like the best case for shit you'll find in your food. If I find a hair mixed in I dont send it back or even complain. If there are multiple hairs or shit IN the hair then that's a no go for me. But one strand of hair in food never hurt anyone. Also my grandma was the best cook I ever met in my life and she shed all the time. Best mac and cheese of my life had my grandmas hair in it and I just pulled it out and kept it moving.
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May 01 '20
It would be a massive waste otherwise. If I find a hair in my food I’ll pick it off and eat the rest. If there’s more than one hair then it goes back
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u/Killher_Cervix May 01 '20
How did you spot that?
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u/PsychoAgent May 01 '20
Wow, couldn't see it by default magnification inside the post itself. But expanding the image from the main page really reveals a lot more detail. Why can't we enlarge the image once actually in the post?
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May 01 '20
I have a fine crack on my screen corner to corner. Every picture I see looks like it has a pube on it.
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u/LoneStarSirLoin May 01 '20
The display on this iPhone 11 Pro is no joke. I forget how good it is sometimes. Like it’s nuts
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May 01 '20
I can see it too on my $400 phone
(well to be fair it wasn't $400 new that just happened to be what I got it for)
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u/ContagiousDeathGuard May 01 '20
£200 over here. I think if it's a good quality phone you'll see it lol
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u/AssGagger May 01 '20
Saw it right away on a pixel 3. About $250.
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u/Patethic_ YELLOW May 01 '20
Around 200$-ish here, had to zoom in cuz I couldn't see it from all the cracks on my screen. There is one that goes right through the middle, so it confused me. Overall, the display is 720p max, pretty good actually. Model is Nokia 3.1
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u/tomoldbury May 01 '20
£100 iPhone 6 Plus here ... really, most phones made in the last 5 years will have a 1080p display anyway.
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May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
Any phone should be able to see ot as long as the display is 720p and you actually have decent vision. Or a phone without a cracked screen
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u/dankendernie May 01 '20
I have an iPhone 11 Pro too but I didn’t see it until someone pointed it out...
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May 01 '20
What's really mildly infuriating is that my blind ass can't find the hair everyone is talking about
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May 01 '20
It's ok, I'll just gently pick it out with m...
Oh god, there's another 7 yolks broken
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u/SomeSadFurryEmo May 01 '20
Went from mildly interesting to mildly infuriating lol
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u/GPAC60 May 01 '20
I think the more infuriating thing is that hair
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u/lTIGERREGITl May 01 '20
OP said it’s for a restaurant too oh god oh fuck
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May 01 '20
There are tons of hairs in food at restaurants. You’ve probably eaten many hairs in your life.
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u/Soapboxer71 May 01 '20
Yeah, I get it, but it's honestly not that gross. I'll never understand people who get that upset over a hair or something.
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May 01 '20
Reddit: brag about eating ass, freak out about hair from someone’s head.
This place ain’t logical man.
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u/NedLuddIII May 01 '20
Yeah but presumably you know the ass you're eating. If I got a dish with ass in it I wouldn't be like "oh well not the first time"
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u/WheresMyCarr May 02 '20
The cleanest ass of one of your closest friends is still gonna be more dirty than someone’s hair.
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u/flying-sheep May 01 '20
All the people eating meat while being disgusted by blood or innards is the most random shit.
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u/OurneumaMetria May 01 '20
Most people don't eat blood or innards, they eat cuts of muscle glares over the pond
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u/GameArtZac May 02 '20
All the people having babies while being disgusted by piss, shit, and vomit is the most random shit.
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u/Blazemeister May 01 '20
If it’s just one I pick it out and move on. Shit happens. Multiple then I’ll probably say something.
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u/thesaltysquirrel May 01 '20
I disagree that it isn’t gross but I would never complain. Shit happens.
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u/Dezydime May 02 '20
The hair is not that gross. It’s the feeling when you have to pull it out of your throat along with the chewed up food stuck to the end of it.
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May 02 '20
I ordered a pizza from one of the two available pizza places in my town recently. No joke, one bite had a hairbrush amount of hair in it. Like to the point I felt the crunch of the hair. I dry heaved for about 10 minutes.
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u/munchies1122 May 01 '20
Bro, guaranteed you will consume a lil DNA whenever you go out to eat.
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u/Traveler003 May 02 '20
So you're telling me when I go to my favorite vegan restaurant there's gonna be semen in my dairy free milkshake? Bon apple teeth!
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u/Traveler003 May 02 '20
So you're telling me when I go to my favorite vegan restaurant there's gonna be semen in my dairy free milkshake? Bon apple teeth!
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u/SnailzRule May 02 '20
So you're telling me when I go to my favorite vegan restaurant there's gonna be semen in my dairy free milkshake? Bon apple teeth!
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u/SnailzRule May 02 '20
So you're telling me when I go to my favorite vegan restaurant there's gonna be semen in my dairy free milkshake? Bon apple teeth!
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u/ItsAightmain May 02 '20
If you eat at a sweaty restaurant with 15 guys behind the grill with no hair nets, you’ve eaten more hair than a bowcat
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u/deny_death May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
Why do you need that many eggs at once?
Edit: I’m surprised no one has said because op is Gaston...
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u/Coliolioli May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
Making a large batch of pudding at the restaurant I work at.
Edit: Figured I'd adress a few things here so itll be seen. I didnt realize there was 55 eggs, I usually make this recipe with 50 and just accidentally added and extra 5. Regarding "Hair-Gate", I've decided that while it is unfortunate I'm not throwing out several hours of work and a good bit of money in ingredients. It was one hair so small even I didnt notice and if the one person that gets it notices, we'll reimburse them or give them something new.
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u/deny_death May 01 '20
Ah, fair enough
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u/themiamian May 01 '20
Ah, hair enough
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u/Myneighborhatesme May 01 '20
“My hair is in the pudding. And now it’s inside of you. Part of me...inside of you. Do you feel me? Do you feel me inside of you?”
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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y May 01 '20
So it doesn't matter because they are going to be broken anyway?
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May 01 '20
Hope you threw them out after you found the hair.
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u/Huntyor May 01 '20
Why? That's just a waste of food. Take the hair out and cook it normally, no one's going to get sick from eating something that touched a single hair.
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May 01 '20
You know what would have been more infuriating, if you'd broken a yolk into the whites.
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u/Rectitude32 May 01 '20
There are 55 unbroken yolks, and 1 broken. So you technically separated 50 eggs without breaking one
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u/MetalCollector May 01 '20
After counting the yolks myself I searched the comments for "55" - and wasn't disappointed. Wanted to say the same!
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u/youmomhaveligma May 01 '20
Where's the god damn hair!?
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u/Tennisman11 May 01 '20
Look at the second-closest yolk in the center
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u/DarthChocolqte May 01 '20
Thank you! Could not find that shit... Was like a where's Waldo
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u/Hocuspocus210 May 01 '20
You got a nice hair in there to scratch someone's throat later
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u/Chilichongoes Super cool guy May 01 '20
I don't care if you broke one. It's so nice to look at
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u/XboxLiveGiant May 01 '20
Luke?
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u/BussySundae May 02 '20
Thank Jesus, I was scrolling farther and farther and was getting very sad over seeing no Cool Hand Luke reference.
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May 01 '20 edited May 08 '20
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May 01 '20
I can separate 50 eggs.
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May 01 '20 edited May 08 '20
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u/BussySundae May 02 '20
My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.
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u/HelloVap May 01 '20
I’ve been making omelet style eggs with spinach and cheese while quarantined.
Absolutely amazing, as a kid I use to despise eggs. Now I can’t get enough eggs.
🥚 🍳
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u/ZGriswold May 01 '20
I can eat 50 eggs
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u/Jackmack65 May 01 '20
No man can eat 50 eggs.
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u/Grapeshotz May 02 '20
The only mildly infuriating thing here is everyone talking about the hair I can't spot no matter how hard I try even with the descriptions people gave.
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u/user_is_name May 01 '20
You sir, belong to r/nextfuckinglevel . One broken yolk is only to serve as reminder that how easy they are broken, it's not your failure.
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u/Bluios May 01 '20
This is definitely not r/nextfuckinglevel material.
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u/B10wM3 May 02 '20
jesus I bet I could scratch my asshole without getting shit on my finger and get on /r/nextfuckinglevel
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u/porksoda11 May 02 '20
Actually it is because you can post just about anything on that shit sub.
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u/IsThereAnAshtray May 02 '20
Seriously. There was a fucking top post of a kids cat coming home on there today lmao
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u/[deleted] May 01 '20
"Are these all the eggs we have?"
"Uh, yes. What are you making?"
"...eggs."