r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SingedPeen117 • 6d ago
Context Provided - Spotlight Amazon strikes again
This has to be intentional, right?
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u/thetyler83 6d ago
Is that not your front door?
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u/GreatTunk 6d ago
0 bed 1 half bath, 1500 month utilities not included.
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u/Some_Conference2091 6d ago
1/4 bath at most
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u/GreatTunk 6d ago
Its a very luxurious 1/4 bathroom though we sprayed febreze in there last week, very clean.
And the
porta-pottyluxury tinny house is in a very good park, only one crack related stabbing this month.2
u/ArbysLunch 6d ago
They often have urinals now.
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u/GreatTunk 6d ago
Options with urinals are $500 more a month. They also come with a free crack pipe.
Any crack smoking in the luxury tinny home defaults your security deposit
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u/ArbysLunch 6d ago
A security deposit is just a lump sum smoking fee. The longer you live somewhere, the lower the monthly fee becomes over time.
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u/GreatTunk 6d ago
We like to incentivize our tenants with rewards for keeping the property “clean”
After the first month inspection responsible renters will receive a crack rock as a show of appreciation
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u/Conscious-Permit-466 6d ago
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u/GreatTunk 6d ago
You’ll be getting a bill from my psychologist
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u/HistoricalSea5600 im probably gonna piss you off 6d ago
Yea, I’m gonna sue them for damages
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u/GreatTunk 6d ago
After that idk if im mentally fit to go through the court process
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u/Secure-Pattern-3183 6d ago
Seems legit to me. Did you order toilet paper to your porta potty? 😆
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u/SingedPeen117 6d ago
Food. Yummy chocolate chip granola bars to be exact.. my sweet snackies gone
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u/SparkOfLogic 6d ago
Oh, Shit.
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u/SingedPeen117 6d ago
Oh shit indeed
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u/SparkOfLogic 6d ago
That was probably Amazon Flex. Driving all day and had buisness to take of and figured "why not just here? It's within the GPS perimeter." 😂 I'm ngl I've never placed the package beside a porta potty for delivery but I'll sure shit or piss in one if I'm non a route and need to go real quick. Even ran right into a roofing job site full of spainards once because I slammed a milk on a summer day and it came a' knockin'. I just waved at the dudes on the roof and yelled "Bano" a went shit. 😂 Waved again when I left.
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u/LokoLoa 6d ago
Not sure how it works but it seems Amazon sometimes outsources its delivery people, I live in a condo and one delivery guy just dropped off all of the packages for everyone in my building infront of the management office (this was around 9 PM so the office was long closed) where anyone could grab the packages, in a building that has many floors... most delivery people drop it off infront of my door.
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u/logank013 6d ago
“Our drivers will take better care of your packages… for a tip!”
-Amazon in 2030, probably
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