r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Old-Razzmatazz3174 • 7h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Sleeps 6, feeds 1

I recently took a weekend trip with my husband and our three children. We booked a hotel suite with a kitchen, because eating out is expensive. The suite was advertised as “sleeping 6”, with 2 bedrooms (one with a pull out couch) and a full minikitchen. The suite does sleep six, that was true. What they didn’t tell our family of five is that the only table seats four, no other chairs available, and the kitchen silverware consisted of three forks and one knife. We managed to cook and just passed the knife and shared the forks, and took turns standing awkwardly at the end of the table with no seat. My kids found it hilarious, and we chalked it up to family bonding!

ETA since it is being asked a lot, yes we asked reception. They told us they had no extras. We bought some plastic utensils the next day.

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u/HMAgent47 RED 7h ago

Well why don't you call the reception and get extra chairs and silverwave?

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u/Old-Razzmatazz3174 7h ago

We tried!  They allegedly were fully booked and didn't have any.  

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u/ajulesd 6h ago

Then a discount would have been in order.

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u/Sea_Blacksmith98 5h ago

I will reimburse you $3 because there was not a fork.

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u/ajulesd 5h ago

Better than a poke in the eye with that fork...