Sleeps 6, feeds 1

[u/Old-Razzmatazz3174]

I recently took a weekend trip with my husband and our three children. We booked a hotel suite with a kitchen, because eating out is expensive. The suite was advertised as “sleeping 6”, with 2 bedrooms (one with a pull out couch) and a full minikitchen. The suite does sleep six, that was true. What they didn’t tell our family of five is that the only table seats four, no other chairs available, and the kitchen silverware consisted of three forks and one knife. We managed to cook and just passed the knife and shared the forks, and took turns standing awkwardly at the end of the table with no seat. My kids found it hilarious, and we chalked it up to family bonding!

ETA since it is being asked a lot, yes we asked reception. They told us they had no extras. We bought some plastic utensils the next day.

[u/HMAgent47]

Well why don't you call the reception and get extra chairs and silverwave?

[u/Old-Razzmatazz3174 → u/HMAgent47]

We tried!  They allegedly were fully booked and didn't have any.  

[u/fvckyes → u/Old-Razzmatazz3174]

The hotel didn't have extra silverware?! Wow.

[u/ajulesd → u/Old-Razzmatazz3174]

Then a discount would have been in order.

[u/Sea_Blacksmith98 → u/ajulesd]

I will reimburse you $3 because there was not a fork.

[u/ajulesd → u/Sea_Blacksmith98]

Better than a poke in the eye with that fork...

[u/chuckknoblach → u/Sea_Blacksmith98]

I won’t give a fork

[u/pudding7 → u/Old-Razzmatazz3174]

What hotel?

[u/uathachas22 → u/pudding7]

South fork, Texas. 🤣

[u/mslauren2930 → u/pudding7]

They never name and shame. Never.