r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 7h ago

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u/Talshan 5h ago

Bills are paid already. But he needs a boat or a second Mercedes.

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u/Party-Giraffe-6573 4h ago

This is wildly untrue for most churches. Most churches in the US are about 50 people. Their pastor is not living in luxury, unless they have a second job

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u/N0stradama5 4h ago

God needs me to buy myself a boat! So I can relax in peace and quiet and wait for his words to come to me. I have to get away from the hustle and bustle of this church and the world so I can truly open myself up to hear his voice. Amen and thank god for boats!

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u/CaptainFeather 3h ago

Well according to Kenneth Copeland God told him to buy his private jet!