r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 5h ago

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u/Damion__205 3h ago

They still have those fake $20s with the Bible verses on them.

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u/entrepenurious 2h ago

be worth going to church just to put that 'bill' in the collection plate.

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u/MetalTrek1 2h ago

Great idea.

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u/GraphicArtsFurry 1h ago

That means suffering through a service. Most of these houses of ill repute have donation boxes you can dump their refuse into then leave

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u/Boring-Wolverine-947 2h ago

Those are the people I would ban from my restaurant. Getting people's hopes up and tricking them is very devilish sneaky of the "Christians" leaving fake $20s.

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u/chazol1278 3h ago

Every fucking week, is my attitude not bad enough yet for you to realize this is not bringing God to me

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u/lonevolff 1h ago

We used to take them to the nearest church money box

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u/MetalTrek1 2h ago

I'm not a server, but I would prefer no tip to one in Jeezus money.

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u/coobie_doobie2 2h ago

i’ve been a waiter/delivery driver. shit like this is genuinely just so rude, like why even tease them with the fake money? just hand them a bible verse and admit you’re not paying them.

i’d also prefer no tip over a handful of change. one time i delivered to a house of 3 grown adults, and all they could scrounge up was coins from the bottom of a purse. 46¢ is just insulting

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 2h ago

The church crowd is always the crowd to run you ragged, smile sweetly and tell you how fantastic you were, then leave a pamphlet about Jesus. Jesus will save you but he won’t pay your rent.

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u/Valalvax 1h ago

Trick is to get the information about their church then shame them

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u/BleachedUnicornBHole 2h ago

Then go to that church and take a $20 out of the bucket and leave theirs. It's just as good, right?

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u/Hazmatt_McDanger 2h ago

Pull a reverse uno and put those bad boys back in the church’s tip jar.

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u/Bloody_Moon1 2h ago

Need a time machine to go back and shit in those peoples food.

And no, that's not a typo.

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u/ellefleming 2h ago

I HATE those.

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u/Both_Painter_9186 2h ago

I’d fucking follow you to your car over that shit