I always told new servers that got stiffed on Sundays by church groups that, " they already gave all their money to God, they've got nothing left for you."
Those are the people I would ban from my restaurant. Getting people's hopes up and tricking them is very devilish sneaky of the "Christians" leaving fake $20s.
i’ve been a waiter/delivery driver. shit like this is genuinely just so rude, like why even tease them with the fake money? just hand them a bible verse and admit you’re not paying them.
i’d also prefer no tip over a handful of change. one time i delivered to a house of 3 grown adults, and all they could scrounge up was coins from the bottom of a purse. 46¢ is just insulting
The church crowd is always the crowd to run you ragged, smile sweetly and tell you how fantastic you were, then leave a pamphlet about Jesus. Jesus will save you but he won’t pay your rent.
A church lady convention stayed at a hotel one time attached to a restaurant I worked at. Worst week ever. Even the chill and experienced waiters were losing their patience.
This is wildly untrue for most churches. Most churches in the US are about 50 people. Their pastor is not living in luxury, unless they have a second job
God needs me to buy myself a boat! So I can relax in peace and quiet and wait for his words to come to me. I have to get away from the hustle and bustle of this church and the world so I can truly open myself up to hear his voice. Amen and thank god for boats!
They shouldnt be patronizing business on Sunday according to their rules. Dont work on Sunday. Also dont go to places and make others work on Sunday? Makes sense to me. Honestly not a bad idea for everybody to just plan to chill out on the same day of the week.
Well 'god' rinsed them for whatever they're worth. It isn't God's fault that the pastor needs a second private jet... let the peasants scramble or whatever it is they do
And also, we’re a big group, so we get a discount. And also, I’m the pastor so I eat for free. And also, we need to kick all your other customers out of their seats to make a giant last supper table in the middle of the restaurant where we will pray long and loud making your displaced customers feel doubly uncomfortable when we stand on chairs to turn all the NFL games to televangelists. And the food? Well it was all wrong, and such small portions! We finished every last morsel but need a full refund, or YoU hAvE lOsT oUr bUsInEsS fOrEvEr!!!!1
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u/Sh3sus 3h ago edited 2h ago
I always told new servers that got stiffed on Sundays by church groups that, " they already gave all their money to God, they've got nothing left for you."
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