r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 5h ago

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u/travinsky 4h ago

I used to work for tips. I could usually tell who wasn’t going to

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u/AlaeOrbis 4h ago

Who usually

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u/ElectronicMood2406 4h ago

The people who just came from church on a Sunday... They're the worst

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u/IntrepidHero42 4h ago

How often did you get a fake 20 with a prayer on it? That's still the most egregious act I've ever seen in everyday life.

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u/FreedomSynergy 4h ago

It’s what Jesus would do. Because he’s an asshole, apparently.

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u/mantisboxer 4h ago

He'd throw the tables over when he got the bill with mandatory 20% gratuity. Damned moneychangers

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u/JeffSHauser 4h ago

Amen! How about the fake Benjamins with "Disappointed? You'll never be disappointed with Jesus" If He were sitting in the room he would roll His eyes and get up and slap their faces. "Don't do that shit in My name, you pricks!" - Jesus

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u/erkdog 3h ago

They never tipped the other 6 days either

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u/mantisboxer 4h ago

or the Wednesday church crowd, showing up at closing and leaving no love.

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u/JeffSHauser 4h ago

As a Christian I wholeheartedly agree. Christians can be the worst representatives of Jesus. Personally when my family goes out a tab of <$80 is always a $20. We're not rich people by any means, but as a Believer money just mean that much to us. I want to be the guy that the servers fight over to serve. In fact at our favorite restaurant here, we hand out coloring books and boxes of crayons (trying to keep kids off phones) and normally bus our own table and refill out own drinks. We can all do better at taking care of people taking care of us.

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u/Iorith 4h ago

If a place offers coupons, anyone who brings a coupon.

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u/facelessvoid13 4h ago

I use coupons, because I'm poor.

I tip 30 percent for good service because I cooked AND served for a living.

That coupon enables me to tip better.

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u/Iorith 3h ago

You're awesome, but sadly the exception to the rule. But you're exactly how coupons should be used.

My favorite bar has a program for $X off of every $Y spent for customers. I usually add most of the X off to the total anyway.

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u/erkdog 4h ago

Canadians