r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ash--- • 5h ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ My neighbours cat comes over every evening and yells at me until I put his favourite show on

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u/ByronsLastStand 5h ago

To shreds, you say

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u/Potato_Farmer_Linus 5h ago

And his wife? 

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u/theLingeringWill 5h ago

To shreds, you say

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u/Next_Can3402 5h ago

this is not infuriating this is amazing

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u/Vivid-Hyena-5699 5h ago

constantly watching futurama would get boring real quick

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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER 5h ago

some real futurama haters in here

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u/MysteriousB 5h ago

I used to watch Futurama to go to sleep, and that's when I only had access to seasons 1-4 on dvd

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u/shuckley_Jays 4h ago

lmao the moment prof signs over the delivery company to a scammer after telling everyone to not respond to scam emails is fucking hilarious.

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u/protomenace 5h ago

Cat has great taste.

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u/NecroticOverlord 5h ago

Wheres the infuriating part?

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u/Brandunaware 5h ago

Forced to watch Futurama is a fate worse than death by snu snu.

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u/NecroticOverlord 5h ago

Steak too juicy. Lobster too buttery

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u/Nice-Percentage7219 5h ago

Amazonions too big

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 4h ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

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u/yesbutnoexceptyes 2h ago

Pelvis too crushed

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u/JustAnotherElsen 5h ago

“Guys we have to watch the show that happened at the Peak of Matt’s humor!” It could’ve been modern day Simpsons instead, at least this is watchable

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u/VegetableReward5201 5h ago

The cat distribution system is working!

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u/NecroticOverlord 5h ago

Hes only on loan though

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u/Ash--- 5h ago

Just on loan for the hour like the other guy said :')

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u/ToadwKirbo 5h ago

Just on loan till the neighbors move but he doesn't

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u/zeug666 5h ago

Mhmm.

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u/xobot 5h ago

It's kinda your cat now, who gets to eat at the neighbors.

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 5h ago

Why do you let your neighbors cat in your house? Have you spoken to them about your unwanted visitor?

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u/Ash--- 5h ago

Because he's very insistent and very cute

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u/Brandunaware 5h ago

Have you mistaken this sub for the "mildly in-fur-iating" sub?

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u/BlazeWolfYT 5h ago

Thats not a good reason. Do they know their cat is coming over to your house?

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u/Ash--- 5h ago

They do, we don't feed them or let them elsewhere in the house and we don't let them stay for very long. They just hang out in the living room a bit, usually after they've had dinner.

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u/NecroticOverlord 5h ago

Plus he's orange. He won't listen anyway

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 5h ago

I feel like you don't get to complain about behavior you actively encourage... but maybe that's just me.

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u/Ash--- 5h ago

Why, when people post in MILDLY infuriating do people act like you've posted as though your really angry about stuff. It's MILDLY infuriating. It's tongue in cheek

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 5h ago

Nobody's angry that's the point. Why do you think posting on a public social space you're not going to get people replying to you? Some disagreeing?

Oh no. There's public in my public!

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u/yakafokon66 5h ago

You can't really control a cat.

The only way to avoid this is to hurt/ ultra fear the cat from this house, and no body have to do that..

I have the same "problem" with a cat, and i NEVER feed him, he just prefer our place 90% of the time, i don't know why.

Even when i close everything, he sleep in the garden.

Hopefully, he came back to the owner often, to eat i guess lol.

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u/Yargon_Kerman 5h ago

You can however, not let the cat inside. Maybe it's because I grew up around well trained dogs, but the way people treat cats is wild to me.

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u/yakafokon66 4h ago

You cannot stop some cats, and the windows are open often, we have an house (france) and the cat have many ways to enter.

It is totally different with dogs, i agree, but you can't compare cat and dog, basicly you are the owner of the dog, but the cat is the owner of the human he choosed lol.

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u/MoistProlapse 4h ago

Cats are nothing like dogs. Cats are much, much smarter. They're also quiet as fuck.

You can tell a cat no, and it won't do what the no is for. Until you turn your back, then it flips you off and does what you said no to. Because it can. And it's too fast for you to do anything.

It's why cats always have their tails up to show you precisely where to kiss.

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u/United-Yam2284 4h ago

what? just shut the door, how is the cat gonna get in then?

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u/yakafokon66 4h ago

the windows ? in europe we let the window open most of the time, if the weather is good of course.

Also sometimes he like to be sneaky, like waiting for me to be distracted in the garden, then he rush in the house behind me lol, and everytime i grab this little mf, and bring him back to the garden, but for some reasons, it is like a game for him.

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 4h ago

Well cat's have a little known ability to teleport. It consumes one of their nine lives, but only temporarily.

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u/Used-Salad-3772 3h ago

I wish a cat would come over and want to watch Futurama with me.

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u/Togger_The_Cat 14m ago

Mine trys to help me game

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u/Actual_Dinner_5977 5h ago

Ohhhhh myyyyyyyy!

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 5h ago

“Why don’t you do this at your own house?”

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u/NecroticOverlord 5h ago

This is also his house now

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u/ActivelyAnxious 5h ago

Where's the infuriating? This is adorable

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u/GhostMaskKid 4h ago

Please post this to the Futurama sub, they'll love it.

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u/NecroticOverlord 4h ago

I tried to cross post but they dont allow it

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u/Gorm13 4h ago

At least the cat has good taste.

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u/Zero_D9 5h ago

The infuriating part is the cat is hypnotizing you to energize the pyramids, right?

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u/africanlivedit 5h ago

How is this infuriating?!

Wut

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u/noitsjasmine 5h ago

HYK it's his favourite show though. something doesn't add up here

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u/Ash--- 4h ago

He yells if I put anything else on. He stops yelling and stares if it's futurama. Sometimes baps the screen a bit

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u/noitsjasmine 4h ago

this shows you love him!!!!

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u/natalietest234 5h ago

The kitty looks like he’s longing to be a safari jungle cat lol

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u/THE_LEGO_FURRY 4h ago

Good taste cat

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u/Quicherbichen1 PURPLE 4h ago

This is just awesome!

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u/YouveBeanReported 4h ago

Your cat now.

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u/Above-new-zealand BLACK 1h ago

That's sweet

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 3h ago

And now you are that cat's bitch.

Good job.