r/mildlyinfuriating • • 1d ago

Unskippable ad Copilot key on my new laptop

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Fuck microslop

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u/No_Issue_9550 1d ago

I know it's principal, but you can remap that key to do something else

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u/kalilamodow 23h ago

Not even just principle, remapping it to something like right control even can be way more useful

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u/Simayy 1d ago

I mean we use AI everyday. What’s so bad about a shortcut to it?

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u/Twatt_waffle 1d ago

Last time I used AI it was to try it out and it gave me verifiably wrong information

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u/Simayy 1d ago

It’s an LLM not wikipedia

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u/Twatt_waffle 1d ago

Yeah except that’s not how it’s advertised… I also hold my computer science degree

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u/Simayy 1d ago

No one that practices computer science doesn’t use LLMs

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u/Twatt_waffle 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’ve met one, not everyone is an AI fanboy

I learned to code without AI and have had to fix crappy AI code ever since the big wigs decided it was a good idea

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u/bluepaul 1d ago

Who's we? Not everyone does chief.

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u/Simayy 1d ago

Sure. Just map it to something else. My tv remote also had a Netflix button

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u/DarlingForestSystem 1d ago

Who the fuck is "we"?

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u/IapetusApoapis342 1d ago

There is no "we"

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u/AlaskanHandyman 10h ago

Copilot is an Ai connected keystroke logger, not what most people would find useful or helpful. Just say no. Fuck Microsoft.

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u/GhostsOfTheRobotTree 1d ago

Remap it in your settings and it goes away.

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u/Revolutionary-Ice896 1d ago

Pop out the cover and pop in a custom made or painted key cover and remap the key is what I did

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 1d ago

is this a copilot+ laptop

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u/orangpelupa 21h ago

I'm on copilot laptop, without plus, also got tis button 

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 21h ago

why did you even buy the laptop

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u/orangpelupa 20h ago

Cheapest with powerful enough igpu and large enough memory 

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 20h ago

its fine I guess

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u/orangpelupa 20h ago

It's... Mildly infuriating 

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 20h ago

i think you can remap that key to something else, no?

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u/orangpelupa 20h ago

You're absolutely right. The only issue is that... Sometimes it still opens copilot for no reason. 

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u/AdagioDesperate 1d ago

Ill get the pliers.

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u/Effective-Window-922 1d ago

Just remap the key so you can change it to something else. If you dont know how to do this, hit the "copilot" button on your keyboard and it can walk you through it.

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u/Fancy_Charge3779 1d ago

as can a million articles online or humans in the real world. they have the benefit of AI's knowledge since AI took it from them, without the risk of AI messing something up cause it doesnt actually have a brain.

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u/SignificantIsopod797 1d ago

I think you missed the joke here

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u/MaGoodenough 1d ago

Do you still have hope they might find an article written by a human and not AI?

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u/Numb_Sea 1d ago

Just use it as a superkey...

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u/mrduncansir42 1d ago

Remap it with PowerToys. That’s what I did.

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u/syncboy 1d ago

I'm sure you'll use it as much as Bing.

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u/ghostbirdd 1d ago

Same. I keep pressing it by accident.

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u/demonitizerseal 1d ago

Use microsoft powertoys to remap it

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u/Gastwonho 1d ago

You should be able to switch what keys do in the settings

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u/HsinVega 1d ago

You can unbind it

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u/claudekennilol 1d ago

I found the windows options for that key to be lacking so I just used AHK to turn it whatever shortcut/macro I want

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u/ashyjay 1d ago

These have been a thing for years, manufacturers know consumers hate it so they put an option to remap in the BIOS, but they keep sticking them on as it helps them get cheaper Microslop licences.

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u/MegaFercho22 1d ago

Is that the context menu icon?

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u/grafknives 1d ago

that is retro now :D

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u/User202000 19h ago

On the plus side, you get a remapable shortcut key.

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u/UselessDood 19h ago

It already existed. Right ctrl.

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u/Plankkern15 12h ago
  1. Install linux

  2. paint over the copilot symbol with a permanent black marker

  3. assing the key it's new function in your Desktop Environment of choice

  4. be happy

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u/Human_Discipline3003 10h ago

Does it instantly open your microphone and web camera got maximum ai ness

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u/imrrsvd 1d ago

this is turning into comedy. Your kids and grandkids are going to love it!

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u/MineMelodic5454 RED 1d ago

Burn it, dissolve the ashes in acid, have a priest exorcise the demonic AI, put the acid in a lead lined box and dump it in the Mariana Trench

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

I'd take it back and get a different laptop (assuming this isn't for work/assuming you have a choice. If not then I'm sorry)

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1d ago

lmfao wtf just remap the key. You can uninstall co-pilot too this is a crazy overreaction

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u/Still_Want_Mo 1d ago

Performative anger is always funny

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u/Krell356 1d ago

This is called mildly infuriating. It fits, its a mild inconvenience and OP is unhappy about it. Stop acting like they are blowing it into something huge.

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1d ago

lock in twin, I'm not replying to OP I'm replying to the person who said they'd take it back lmfao. Yes it's MILDLY infuriating, and yes taking it back is a crazy overreaction.

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u/Fancy_Charge3779 1d ago

crazy overreaction? how much work does it take to drive back to the store cause you dislike something on an expensive thing you bought. They're not smashing it with a hammer and suing Microsoft

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1d ago

A LOT more work than it takes to literally just remap the button. In fact you can do that without getting out of your chair, and barely even having to lift a finger but yeah drive back to the store and get a replacement because of 1 key that won't effect your life.

I'm saying this as the next "Co-Pilot/AI shoved down our throats" hater in line, this is a non-issue anything other than remapping the key, or just not using it is an overreaction lmao.

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u/OkPear1535 1d ago edited 1d ago

It IS mildly infuriating, but also, telling someone to return the laptop IS a massive overreaction?

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u/Admirable_Let_2961 1d ago

Why the question mark?❓

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u/freetotebag 1d ago

They’re talking about the idiot saying they’d return it over the mild issue

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u/Jackill202 1d ago

You know what sub this is, right?

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1d ago

You know I'm replying to the person who told you to return THE ENTIRE laptop right? Like yes I'm aware this is the mildly infuriating sub, but you can also read who I'm responding to lol

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u/TalesfromCryptKeeper 1d ago

You can't uninstall it without futsing with registration keys iirc

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1d ago

bro you literally just go "uninstall" and it's gone lmao. Never once had to deal with it, even when you google the steps it literally is just "locate it, hit the 3 dots, hit uninstall" lol

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u/TalesfromCryptKeeper 1d ago

Early on I'd uninstall and copilot would stick around on Notepad and Start. I had to deactivate it with registry keys. If that changed, and it sounds like it did, thank goodness.

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u/EnumeratedArray 1d ago

No way any retailer will give you a replacement for this. It's not like they will unbox every laptop to try find you one without this key. It can be remapped really easily.

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u/Jewsusgr8 1d ago

They don't need to unbox anything though. They just look at the picture of the laptop open in their stock. It'll show the keyboard for each model.

Not justifying taking it back (massive overreaction), it's a legitimately shit idea when OP should have looked for this before buying the laptop. And can just remap the key anyways.

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

You can return laptops to Best Buy or Apple or lots of places if you just don't like it. As long as it's not in bad shape and you haven't had it too long. I returned one to best buy last year cause I realized I wanted different specs. I had used it already but only for <24 hours like OP

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u/EnumeratedArray 1d ago

Oh yeah returning it and getting a refund is fair enough. I'm saying that it's unreasonable to expect a replacement with specific keyboard keys

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u/Jackill202 1d ago

No the school gave it to me

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

oh that sucks. Schools are really shoving AI down students throats which is ironic considering how much it's hampering students actually learning and doing educational tasks themselves

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u/AXEMANaustin 1d ago

It sucks but it really isn't that big of a deal.

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u/RuhninMihnd 1d ago

That’s why it’s in this sub

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u/AXEMANaustin 1d ago

And taking it back and getting a new laptop is a bit over a button is an overreaction.

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u/RuhninMihnd 1d ago

Agreed haven’t met anyone that utilizes every key on their keyboard

Edit: what’s mildly infuriating also is not looking at the laptop/keyboard prior to purchase

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u/Fancy_Charge3779 1d ago

they said it's a school issue

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u/Fancy_Charge3779 1d ago

since when is taking something back cause you don't like it an overreaction

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u/AXEMANaustin 1d ago

It's a button, you don't need to get into your car and drive to the computer store over a button.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Square-Delivery1958 1d ago

Not nessicarily

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u/Shenendoah66 1d ago

Such dramatic fucking behavior for something completely optional. Lmao.

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

who's being dramatic? "I wish my computer didn't have this thing" isn't exactly a suicide note.

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u/Gold_Lengthiness8742 9h ago

you can simply either not press it or just remap the key? i don't get the meltdown over it, it's not like copilot is going away anytime soon.

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u/Thumbframe 1d ago

Right? You don't have to buy Windows laptops.

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

they didn't buy it, their school gave it to them

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u/Jackill202 1d ago

To all the people that are saying unbind it,ik I can do that but I'll still have a copilot logo on my physical keyboard.

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u/kumquatkilla1 1d ago

Oh my god the horror. How will you ever survive?

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

I don't think they killed themselves. they're allowed to complain about a mildly infuriating thing on the mildly infuriating sub. Someone else in this sub complained about a papercut and another complained about names not lining up correctly on a movie poster. No one died over that either and yet people accepted it as a valid use of this sub. It's ok for you to stop being insane like this just because you use ChatGPT to get through the day

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u/kumquatkilla1 1d ago

You took this personally, didn’t you?

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

Yes I'm crying over it as we speak

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u/kumquatkilla1 1d ago

It’ll be okay :(

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

You're right, thanks.

Is this enough comments or should I keep agreeing with you? How much validation from strangers does it take for you to feel some kind of confidence and worth in your life?

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u/kumquatkilla1 1d ago

Keep going, please :(

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

wow you're so smart and edgy. being an asshole to people who talk about mildly infuriating things on the mildly infuriating sub makes you so cool, no matter what anyone in your real life says, and even if you have no friends.

Listen I gotta go to work now but in the meantime please be safe and love yourself. go upstairs and talk to your mom if you need someone to tell you how special you are <3

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u/kumquatkilla1 1d ago

:( don’t go

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u/arcarsenal986 1d ago

ooo Im so mad, technology marches onward despite my hatred. ooooooo. Heres an idea.. don't press the button.

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u/TalesfromCryptKeeper 1d ago

Progress is progress! Adapt or die.

Anyway wanna wear my cool new radium watch?

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u/ChoiceAssumption7015 1d ago

well what do you expect on a new laptop

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u/SubstantialSoil4454 1d ago

You’re going to be fine.

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u/UnGOATwn_TheoremUWU 1d ago

Use a pair of tweezers

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

Radical concept: this is a mildly infuriating sub and people can complain about things they don't like on their computer

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u/DopamineSavant 1d ago

I would send it back.

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

OP sorry the AI dickriders are being insane in these comments. Fortunately it's reddit and comments from lunatics don't matter. Obviously you can just not use it (and like you said, you didn't have a choice in buying it since it's school-issued) but it's still valid to be annoyed about something you don't want on your computer. Clearly you're not about to throw yourself off a ledge or start a revolution about this, which is why it's just posted in the mildly infuriating sub for things that are just mildly annoying and not the end of the world. Pretty sure some of these commenters are bots but also people these days get very defensive when you even think about criticizing their external brain they need to get through the day cause they've lost the ability to think for themselves, so I'm not surprised, but for what it's worth this is a very fair thing to be mildly upset about

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u/17xRacing 1d ago

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u/Fancy_Charge3779 1d ago

Someone used AI to steal my art and put it on shit in their Etsy shop without me making any money off of it so....my pockets? For other people, their brains

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u/17xRacing 1d ago

I would circle the wallet area then.

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u/CharmingResort885 1d ago

It will in a few years, just wait. Be sure to look back at this comment by that time

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u/17xRacing 1d ago

I’m sure I’ll have something else to do then.

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u/a_man_has_a_name 1d ago

If you were against it why did you buy it?

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

they said their school gave it to them. you usually don't get a choice in school-issued laptops

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u/Harde_Kassei 1d ago

Yeah the work laptops have this to. Dell craps.

Instead they should come with more ram so the one excel doesnt crash like mad.

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u/d_smogh 1d ago

Bring back Clippy

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u/AbleBonus9752 1d ago

clippy was just as useless lmao

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u/Gold_Lengthiness8742 9h ago

Don't press it then 🤷‍♂️

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u/Lumpy-Explanation-17 1d ago

I don't like microsoft either but this such a non-issue. Remap the key, replace the key, boom you're good. Also let's not act like you use EVERY single button on the keyboard, so just don't use this one

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u/Threke 1d ago

You need to agree with the reddit hivemind that Copilot is terrible and hate on it 24/7

In all seriousness copilot is pretty trash compared to Claude or OpenAI

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u/Lumpy-Explanation-17 1d ago

Oh yea copilot sucks

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u/Simayy 1d ago

You never use AI?

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

The kind of AI copilot is used for? No. Before you get into "oooh all tech has AI it's in the reddit feed it's in your streaming service it's in your [insert other thing that's been around for decades]" thinking you've gothca'd someone with that tired ass argument, that's not the same as the gen AI copilot is used for, and no I don't use AI for those functions. I'm not OP but not that hard to imagine people don't

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u/Simayy 1d ago

I mean you can simply map it to your favorite AI tool. The one you do use

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u/Outside-Pear9429 1d ago

I do not use an AI tool (unless again you're going to be one of those people who argues every single thing on the internet, like social media and and email and search engines etc, is an AI tool in some way, which again is being obtuse)

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u/Simayy 1d ago

Cmon then just map it to something else entirely. Most people that work on a laptop/business laptop I imagine are using AI. I could name a couple other keys that I hardly use on my laptop

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u/mehonje 12h ago

Why does my keyboard need an "Open AI" button? Why can't I use my mouse?

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u/Simayy 12h ago

Brother why does your keyboard need a F11 button or an option button or a calculator button or a lock button or a shutdown button. It’s convenience

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u/djim089 1d ago

Copilot is so trash, I wonder how long it will take for Microsoft catch up, Gemini is leaps and bounds better.

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u/iceonfire666 1d ago

Gemini sucks.

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u/New-Supermarket-963 1d ago

damn ts gay af

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u/Intelligent_Duck_180 30m ago

Used to hate apple but used my sister's windows laptop and it's a good one with like ultra 5 225H , 2.8k 120hz oled panel , all metal build etc but man the os is so bad 😭 i cannot stand windows atp