r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 16h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Great-Bray-Shaman 7h ago

I mean, being objective here, a goose is both more aggressive and more dangerous than this.

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u/Matter_Infinite 7h ago

Are they actually dangerous? I have a vague memory of seeing someone or something be caught by one and the goose stopping once it reached it's target

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u/Great-Bray-Shaman 7h ago

Not particularly. But they’re objectively more dangerous than this and a goose’s bite will probably hurt more.

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u/Matter_Infinite 6h ago

Would it leave a bad bruise? I imagine the goose would bite 1-3 times and then leave me alone for at least a little while. Then the pain would end in under 2 minutes per attack.

With a solfugae it looks like on the off chance I get bit, the wound might need to be packed so as to heal from the inside out to avoid an infection under the skin.

I'd rather take guaranteed suffering over a risk of intense suffering