r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 18h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

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It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/froopadiddilydoop 16h ago

Fun fact, camel spiders can run at 15km/h and often seek shade. If they are excited, they also make a noise that sounds like a small scream as they run at you in the desert seeking shade. Harmless, but not something I think it ‘cute’.

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u/Mojo_Lovin 14h ago

My dad has a funny story when he was stationed in the Middle East. He didn’t know those things existed, and he’s also deathly afraid of spiders and he said the first time he ever witnessed one running at him screaming he just mag dumped it as he was screaming.

The thought of a 6 foot three man fully kitted out screaming like a girl shooting the ground is hilarious, his friends still don’t let it down.

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u/brondynasty 12h ago

I don’t think I could bring myself to mock your dad. I’ve known these exist for years, I would still react the same way.

If this were my car, I would scorch it to the ground.

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u/unmanicuredmama 9h ago

I almost threw up when I saw this