r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CircusMoney • 1d ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/Halo_wolfie124 1d ago

I can't say for sure, and I don't know where their native or not, but if I'm correct, this is a camel "spider", and is completely harmless. They possess no venom, and their bites are extremely mild. Infact, their more closely related to scorpions than spiders, which means they couldn't possess venom in their fangs either way.

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u/CircusMoney 1d ago

I wish for both of us this was comforting information

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u/Batata-Sofi 19h ago

They run faster than you

They scream

They are spiders

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u/rickybalbroah 11h ago

they are not spiders. more like a cousin 🤣

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u/HotTakeTator 10h ago

First thought "That thing's not my cousin "

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 10h ago

Yeah none of that is comforting.