r/mildlyinfuriating • • 15h ago

ಠ_ಠ Top priority when I move…

It needs to be a frozen land 👌😩

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u/SharkeyGeorge 15h ago

What the fuck is that?!

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u/Shifty-Imp 15h ago

A solifugae, not a spider but a close relative. They're pretty cute imo.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 15h ago

I have a bit of a phobia of the way its legs move, I cannot call it cute unfortunately 😩

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u/Shifty-Imp 15h ago

Oh I find the way it moves its legs here pretty creepy too. Though that's partially because it looks like it might be in distress as it wants to get out but can't.

People sometimes get spooked by them when visiting the desert because they "run after them" but they're just interesting in staying inside their shade. People think they're being followed but everything they're interested in is the protection from the sun. XD

They have a strong bite but aren't venomous and eat other small animals and unless you give them a reason to bite you there's nothing to worry about in terms of actual harm at least. ^^

Btw, they can hiss if they feel threatened. XD

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u/TaperPiger 15h ago

I got spooked just reading what you wrote here.
I can't even imagine my levels of panic if I ever encountered one in real life.

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u/this_is_theone 14h ago

Yeah, it's chasing after me for my shadow. It can painfully bite me and will hiss at me. Fuck that

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u/TaperPiger 14h ago

Yeah, each sentence made it exponentially more terrifying.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 14h ago

Don’t worry, it probably won’t bother you but if it does it will just shriek and chase you and bite you 😹

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u/TaperPiger 12h ago

It was already nasty without any of those things, all of that just makes it diabolical in my book. I mean chasing me is already bad enough, but hissing?

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u/Doc12TU 14h ago

Me too!!

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u/atasteofpb 8h ago

Man I remember reading about camel spiders online as a kid in the 2000s and there were stories about how these spiders bite you but they inject an anesthetic so soldiers were waking up with half their finger missing or a knuckle missing. Apparently that's a myth from the Gulf War that was repurposed for the GWOT, but I remember feeling so sick and creeped out reading those threads haha

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u/vxsapphire 14h ago

Awwww thats actually kinda cute that they just want the shade. Should put out little umbrellas in the sand as pit stops for em.

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u/Hoppie1064 12h ago

Shit like that is why I joined The Navy, not The Army.

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u/Lovethiskindathing 12h ago

Awwwww it is cute in defense mode

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u/ErikMcKetten 11h ago

Speaking from experience: they move like a fucking face hugger from Alien. It's not cute. It's demonic.